ultimate patty cake

The art of palm-to-Palm warfare. The one that plays the sport has to be so fierce, boiling with fury. When the two hands of the gladiators meet, black holes appear out of no where. God's awaken from their eternal slumber. Even John Cena cannot defeat the masters of palm-to-palm combat.

OMG THEY'RE PLAYING ULTIMATE PATTY CAKE! WE MUST ALEART THE KING AND HIS GUARDS! IT IS TOO DANHEROUS TO PLAY IN THE OPEN!

King: GUARDS, SEIZE THEM!

by TheAnonymousDictionarySurfer November 18, 2015

Patty cake

When you put your hands in the freezer and then proceeded to slap someones balls to the patty cake song with your cold hands.

Oh looks ! She’s is playing patty cake with her boyfriend.

by PuncakeQueen October 19, 2020

Patty cakes

A face that has chubby cheeks with no other face fat.

Person A: i miss her normal face before the lipo. Her cheeks look super unnatural now.

Person B: what? No way, the Patty cakes look is way better.

by peachy_bro July 23, 2019

Texas Patty Cake

The act of spitroasting a participant, while engaging in a game of Patty Cake.

Honey, grab your strap-on, let's go play Texas Patty Cake with the neighbor.

by Unsupervised Adult July 2, 2022

Patty Cake

a butt, particularly a womens butt, that is just so goddamn fine that you have to play patty cake with it and watch it bounce, hence its name, patty cake. Eat it up afterwards.

"gawdam girl you got some patty cake, lemme see a lil jiggle" *smack*

by patty wack boom December 6, 2022

Patty Cake

When she gets shit face wasted and pisses herself while playing patty cake on the porch.

“Patty cake patty cake bakers man”

by Emmiebabbie December 2, 2020

Patty caking

Method of distracting a guy with random multiple slaps to the body in order to slap his penis

Dude she was patty caking your dick

by Pattycakester February 28, 2017