Parch Accout

Ferocious bird that’s a cross between a Partrige and Acorn Woodpecker

Yuns best watch out fur that parch accout whiles you sleep theys pluck them peepers right out of the hole

by Tricky dick rick December 15, 2018

Parch your lips

To (sexually) turn a girl off.

Sorry I didn't know you hated that, I didn't mean to parch your lips.

by Dr. Vaginal Bleeding (PhD) June 17, 2019

Parched

When a hookup’s ass is as dry as Death Valley and as thirsty as someone lost and stranded in it.

Girl, his parched ass was so thirsty he couldn’t keep it out of the air, but so dry when I tried to give him some dick it was like fucking a flesh-light made of sandpaper. Never again!

by anonymous September 15, 2022

parchedness

Can be used in a similar manner as “dehydration,” but focuses more on the feeling of lack of water and the physical effects

“Man I’m really suffering from parchedness today.”

by Mg_Maeve April 20, 2024