the parched lady

A facial massage, you rub on the face, and it make the person thirsty.

Person 1 "hey brody, do you want the parched lady?"

Person 2 "Yeah I would love one!"

*rubs face*
Person 2 " I'm thirsty as fuck"

by TugMasterW December 1, 2013

Parche

Old slang for vagina in Mexican Spanish.

Tony, se le va calentar el Parche a Naomi when she sees the house you just closed on.

Translation: Tony, Naomi’s pussy is gonna get horny when she sees the house you just closed on.

by Yod312 July 1, 2020

Parched

When a hookup’s ass is as dry as Death Valley and as thirsty as someone lost and stranded in it.

Girl, his parched ass was so thirsty he couldn’t keep it out of the air, but so dry when I tried to give him some dick it was like fucking a flesh-light made of sandpaper. Never again!

by anonymous September 15, 2022

parchedness

Can be used in a similar manner as “dehydration,” but focuses more on the feeling of lack of water and the physical effects

“Man I’m really suffering from parchedness today.”

by Mg_Maeve April 20, 2024