Palatability

The length to which a beer drinker's palate can distinguish one component from another before hop overload overtakes ambition.

I was on my 6th of 10 Mikkeller Single Hops when I lost my palatability, and it was suddenly Ruination/Hopslam/Pliny/DevilDancer all rolled into one!

by IndyCraftBeer March 23, 2010

Cleansing the Palate

It is what the woman must do sometime after pooping in order to next make herself presentable for sex by taking a shower.

Cleansing the Palate: after eating spicy Mexican food all night, Sally had to cleanse the palate before her boyfriend came over for a booty call.

by theeaglesfan69 December 25, 2020

rural palate

Having a very basic taste in food. Never straying far from a Parma, the big 3 Shapes flavours or other pub classics. Spices are a hard pass.

Ben: “Hey Jen, would you like some avocado with your breakfast?”
Jen: “oh no, that’s far too gourmet, just tomato sauce thanks, I’ve got more of a rural palate”

by Lavoipierre December 22, 2022

palatalize

to punch someone in the nuts so hard they vomit

Bro! He just palatalized me!

by psychosloth17 June 12, 2016

cleansing the palate

The act of fucking your boyfriend to remove guilt after you cheated with another man.

I accidentally fucked another man so last night I had to do a little cleansing the palate.

by 1970 ink slinger June 3, 2016

palate fatigue

The feeling experienced by men after performing hours of cunninglus on a woman resulting in No orgasm. Recommendations to avoid palate fatigue are:
1) practice daily to increase accuracy
2) tap in a friend

He could barely speak to apologize for his palate fatigue

by Lion Dog November 22, 2013

Palate Expander

A surprisingly legal torture device created by orthodontists that would be the worst way to die in the middle ages if you turned it multiple times a day, it works by turning a key in the thing to slowly expand your jaw to be wider. Is usually followed up by another legal (arguablly worse) torture device. (Braces)

"Oh shoot, I need to turn my Palate Expander tonight!" - Guy 1
"Dude, how is that thing legal?" - Guy 2

by babyjohn991 October 25, 2024