small conservative town filled with rich middle aged people that are too afraid to live in portland. Residents of lake oswego think that this is "The OC" of Oregon. People coming from actual so cal want to shoot lake oswego-ans in the foot.
You can find rich couples walking the streets on friday night decked out in fur coats and sports coats.
The teens in this town think they are the shit.
everyone shops at abercrombie and fitch and look the EXACT same. it's really quite sad. there is a group of sluts that call themselves "the fab 7". i want to hurl.
the LO PO (lake o police) have nothing better to do than pulling over teens for 'looking suspicious".
how to look like a typical LO girl:
fake tan every day
bleach your hair blonde and straighten it.
abercrombie jeans and a tight abercrombie tank of some sort. be sure to flaunt the middriff.
You can find rich couples walking the streets on friday night decked out in fur coats and sports coats.
The teens in this town think they are the shit.
everyone shops at abercrombie and fitch and look the EXACT same. it's really quite sad. there is a group of sluts that call themselves "the fab 7". i want to hurl.
the LO PO (lake o police) have nothing better to do than pulling over teens for 'looking suspicious".
how to look like a typical LO girl:
fake tan every day
bleach your hair blonde and straighten it.
abercrombie jeans and a tight abercrombie tank of some sort. be sure to flaunt the middriff.
by baybee03030330 September 17, 2008
Get the lake oswego mug.crapest school in the whole wide bunch of mean people u screwed if u go there. Coz its jus a bunch of fake people. The students there are mean n they are stuck in their own world of fakness. WORST SCHOOOLLLLLL. if u had choice pick the other other trust me or youl would seriously hate ittt
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Although some say that all these definitons arent true and they show that Lake Oswego isn't that bad, it is. Those people are probably just 40 year old lo moms who want lo to look good. it sucks. Lakeridge is the only good school, Lake Oswego High School doesnt know how to party or have fun.
Anyways, LO consists of
0.6% black
4.6% asian
2.3% mexican
1.4% other
and of course, 91.1% white
99% of the moms are botoxed in more than 7 ways
.3% are botoxed in just 1
and the other are real
Lakeridge has a higher acedemic rate than LOHS, but also has more drinking and drug problems.
90% of the kids have BMW's, Jeeps, or Mercedes, the others are just super cool.
Also known as Lake BigEgo, Lake NoNegro, and the Bubble
Also similarly is West Linn but they are nothing compared to Lake Oswego
Anyways, LO consists of
0.6% black
4.6% asian
2.3% mexican
1.4% other
and of course, 91.1% white
99% of the moms are botoxed in more than 7 ways
.3% are botoxed in just 1
and the other are real
Lakeridge has a higher acedemic rate than LOHS, but also has more drinking and drug problems.
90% of the kids have BMW's, Jeeps, or Mercedes, the others are just super cool.
Also known as Lake BigEgo, Lake NoNegro, and the Bubble
Also similarly is West Linn but they are nothing compared to Lake Oswego
1st person (from Hillsboro "I can't believe you live in LO. Haha i bet everyone drives bmw's and wears juicy"
2nd person (from somewhere else) "shhh dont offend them."
Lake Oswego person "Nah its chill, its all true. *ring ring* there goes my phone, i have to pick my mom up from botox. love ya, tata, byeee"
2nd person (from somewhere else) "shhh dont offend them."
Lake Oswego person "Nah its chill, its all true. *ring ring* there goes my phone, i have to pick my mom up from botox. love ya, tata, byeee"
by lakeoswegoissnobbyandiloveit April 2, 2011
Get the Lake Oswego mug.The most stuck up, rich person "town" in the Portland area. Crimes in this town usually involve stuck up, bratty, spoiled kids not getting what they want. The "lake" is a dammed up creek with un-lake like color and odor. Say 1 thing wrong in this town and everyone knows in 20 minutes.
The only actual "cool" people are not native Lake Oswegians.
Lake Oswego is divided into 2 sides, the Lake Oswego Lakers, and Lakeridge. The only difference between the 2 is that Lake Oswego Lakers is not parent controlled, and they can actually play sports.
The only actual "cool" people are not native Lake Oswegians.
Lake Oswego is divided into 2 sides, the Lake Oswego Lakers, and Lakeridge. The only difference between the 2 is that Lake Oswego Lakers is not parent controlled, and they can actually play sports.
Jane: I just fired my dog's masseuse because he wasn't doing a good enough job massaging out her stressed out muscles
Jill: Oh i totally have been in that situation before. Here, I'll give you a good one that has been working with my little Pomeranian for years.
Jane: Oh ok. Is it in Lake Oswego?
Jill: Of course! No one does masseusing like John.
Jill: Oh i totally have been in that situation before. Here, I'll give you a good one that has been working with my little Pomeranian for years.
Jane: Oh ok. Is it in Lake Oswego?
Jill: Of course! No one does masseusing like John.
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Person 2: That's amazing, there's never been another team in hockey to pull an Oswego like that.
Person 2: That's amazing, there's never been another team in hockey to pull an Oswego like that.
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Get the Pull an Oswego mug.The rockinest little town in upstate New York. Home to countless fledgling celebrities, and many failed ones who fled home to the comfort of the Barleycorn. Often confused with Oswego, which has way more trust fund babies and markedly inferior weed.
by Katie Mae May 6, 2008
Get the Owego mug.Noted as the coolest small town in America. It's possible for sure. The OPD (owego police department) is probably the biggest waste of money anyone has ever spent. Frankie rules the streets (the local homeless bum) although hes been MIA lately. Town is filled with a lot of druggies, most of which never leave or go anywhere in life. Lots of rich old folks live in the village. Front St. is great downtown, other than that the rest of the streets are filled with straight dirt. Great place for teenages to grow up besides the fact that you have to drive almost everywhere to have some fun. Drunken donuts get it's fair share of customers. Best activities include pissing off local old people, getting drunk and or high, and cruisin the town. The indians once lived here, and the underground railroad runs under certain houses.
by Merp Alerpa March 15, 2010
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