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OH. MY. DICK.
When a man has an enormous bulge that you cant tear your eyes from....
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One Mega Dump.
Synonyms Shit, Dump, Number 2
An abbreviation for ones never ending trips to the bathroom.
More polite than saying "I gotta take one mega dump!"
I had OMD this morning.
Gotta go - OMD waiting.
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OMD: Oh my dinkles.

-A term commonly used by band geeks during marching season and even during concert band season. Instead of saying "Oh, my dinkles," a band geek may just exclaim "omd." Dinkles are a special type of shoe that marching band uses on the field.

-Also, OMD may be used instead of OMG. Just because it's a band geek thing.

-First used: when a band geek was drawing band stuff on her folder in her english class, her fellow band geek asked her,
"Cool treble clef! Didn't you say you were going to draw your dinkles?"
She then said, "OMD! You're right!" and drew the dinkles.
1: So, are you forgetting anything?
2: No. Oh wait, OMD!

1: Hey, did you know that he didn't make All County Jazz Band?
2: OMD! NO WAY!
by Roxie2426 December 10, 2008
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Oh My Daaarling! or Oh My Daaarlings!
Used by celebrity fashion designer Malan Breton
OMD! I just heard there is a sale at Gucci!
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Man 1: Are you gay?
Man 2: Are you suggesting I have OMD?
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That chick is so Omds.
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when your dick riding someone or someone is on your dick . ( not literally )
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