OMD

OH. MY. DICK.
When a man has an enormous bulge that you cant tear your eyes from....

OMD look at John Hamm

by Beccy KB August 30, 2018

OMD

One Mega Dump.
Synonyms Shit, Dump, Number 2
An abbreviation for ones never ending trips to the bathroom.
More polite than saying "I gotta take one mega dump!"

I had OMD this morning.
Gotta go - OMD waiting.

by B.Jew June 11, 2008

OMD

OMD: Oh my dinkles.

-A term commonly used by band geeks during marching season and even during concert band season. Instead of saying "Oh, my dinkles," a band geek may just exclaim "omd." Dinkles are a special type of shoe that marching band uses on the field.

-Also, OMD may be used instead of OMG. Just because it's a band geek thing.

-First used: when a band geek was drawing band stuff on her folder in her english class, her fellow band geek asked her,
"Cool treble clef! Didn't you say you were going to draw your dinkles?"
She then said, "OMD! You're right!" and drew the dinkles.

1: So, are you forgetting anything?
2: No. Oh wait, OMD!

1: Hey, did you know that he didn't make All County Jazz Band?
2: OMD! NO WAY!

by Roxie2426 December 10, 2008

OMD!

Oh My Daaarling! or Oh My Daaarlings!
Used by celebrity fashion designer Malan Breton

OMD! I just heard there is a sale at Gucci!

by greasyspoon December 22, 2010

OMD

Obsessive
Man
Disorder

Man 1: Are you gay?
Man 2: Are you suggesting I have OMD?

by froderick1234 June 8, 2007

omd

an acronym for ‘oh my days’ used over text

“omd bruv u gotta listen to this!”

by soggynuggett February 27, 2024

OMD

An acronym for, "oh, MY DICK!" There are many, many variations commonly used by guys and gals who have fucked up.

Kyle put a knife in the electrical socked
Kyle: OMD
kyle is a fucking idiot

by poo poo hed October 30, 2014