Skip to main content

occupational boner

A relationship between 2 co-workers of the same gender (usually male) going beyond mere bromance, and entering the realm of creepy quasi-sexual commitment.
I gotta say, Forest Whitaker's character totally has an occupational boner for Jude Law in that REPO MEN movie.
by IlyaMurometz March 20, 2010
mugGet the occupational boner mug.

Occupational Therapist

A person, usually female, that gets a Master’s of Science Degree to practice OT thinking they’re going to help people of all ages regain their independence after an illness or disabling condition but instead gets harassed by physicians, other healthcare providers and even family members to get patients out of bed. Also, a person who goes to college 6 to 8 years to wipe butts.
Occupational Therapists help people become independent in activities of daily living.
by FLShelley November 23, 2021
mugGet the Occupational Therapist mug.

Blow Occupation

A cleaner way to say "Blow Job"
or
Taking a guys penis (and/or balls) in your mouth and sucking, kissing, licking, etc it and making him climax. The term is a misnomer. There is no blowing involved, but rather some suction.
or
Oral sex performed upon the penis. It may be performed to induce orgasm and ejaculation of semen, or it can be used as foreplay prior to vaginal or anal forms of intercourse.
or
To lick, suck a mans penis. Usually done by swirling the tongue around the penis while sucking at the same. This causes a sensation of pleasure to the reciver making them ejaculate.
or
To lick, blow, and suck on a mans dick. Proper technique including rubbing his balls with left hand, stroking dick with right hand in sync to the pace you are moving your mouth. To go all the way and deep throat is much desired, while doing this begin to hum and moan.
or
What happens to experimental 12-year-old boys if left alone around a vacuum cleaner for extended periods of time.
Several men are probably jacking off to this imagining that they were receiving a Blow Occupation from me, AutumnSexyPants.
by Autumn-Sexy-Pants April 20, 2011
mugGet the Blow Occupation mug.

european osculation

"he was cute, but i dont think i liked him enough to european osculate him!"
by Keatz May 29, 2005
mugGet the european osculation mug.

oculation

Oculation is a word I made up.
by xXaiden42069Xx February 23, 2018
mugGet the oculation mug.

occupation-brainer

A no-brainer in terms of either occupational safety or overall health safety standards
Don't be idiotic enough to get wasted and then take to the wheel of a motor vehicle; I mean it's an occupation-brainer in terms of common sense safety standards, no?
by Uncle Dimma January 27, 2015
mugGet the occupation-brainer mug.

occupation grunt

An audible grunt, cough, or clearing of the throat issued by an individual while using a stall in a public men's restroom, especially when they hear someone else entering. This is done to advise the incoming patron that the stall is occupied, helping them avoid any awkward attempts to open the door or worse, peer through the crack in the door. A grunt is best because this bypasses any dialogue or conversation- both of which are widely regarded as taboo in a public men's room.
Cletus: so I was dropping a deuce at the mall when I heard the door open, so I gave an occupation grunt, right? But that fool didn't know any bathroom etiquette and tried to open my door anyway. As if my pants around my ankles behind the closed door wasn't enough of a giveaway!

DeSean: damn, son, I know what you mean. Same shit happened to me the other day when I was at White Castle. Thanks a lot, Obama.
by Longrod Von Hugedong May 26, 2016
mugGet the occupation grunt mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email