Nurdle

idiot a dumb trick someone who is being retarted

Stanley is acting like a nurdle hes walking around in circles nd talking to himself.

by Clara and Steven January 23, 2009

Nurdle

Male genitalia.

I was acting like an idiot when George came up and gave me a swift kick in the nurdle.

by Shinchan2 February 20, 2017

nuddles

cuddling someone you love while taking a nap.

GIRL: babe ;( im tired come give me a hug.
BOY: lets go nuddle ;)

the girl was feeling lonely and tired, so her she had nuddles with her boyfriend.

by rissa loves pitta July 16, 2018

Nurdle

A penis that is so flaccid that it resembles a limp noodle.

Bro,it's so cold out here that my nurdle is turtling!

by Goose420 February 13, 2023

nurdle

have you ever brushed your teeth ?
and squeeze the tube and and wavy shaped toothpaste came out
thats nurdle

a nurdle of toothpaste

by zeahahaha guy September 30, 2023

dirty nurdle

After sticking your toothbrush in your partners ass, you then place your nurdle ( dab of toothpaste) on the toothbrush and brush your teeth. Keeps your breath from smelling like shit.

Thanks to the dirty nurdle my breath smells like minty fresh shit, instead of straight shit.

by Oldnsaty January 17, 2024