Norman

Norman is a type of man that enjoys long walks on the beach fuelled by battery acid and brain damage. They are genuinely blonde and crave expensive sneakers that their parent's Centrelink money can't afford. Normans generally enjoy talking trash to older men on the bus.

Norman was such an asshole today.

by BasementCooker June 21, 2021

Norman

A slang word for a very small penis, often mistaken for a chode, a Norman is not wider than it is long, its just small.

'We pulled down Alex's shorts in PE'
'Did he have a Norman'
'Yes, its a short story'

by Alex Norman June 12, 2008

Norman

To have an erect penis that is not visible to the person who possesses it.

A guy has caught wood, however, he looks down and only sees the girth of his fat gut. This absence of penal visibility is a result of small penis, being fat, or the combination or both. Most people who experience a "norman" can be found wearing blasting zone underpants.

by Skack August 14, 2006

Norman

A boy from a family friendly anime (the promised neverland) who simps for emma

personality: kind, caring, kinda selfish, etc

just imagine seeing a simp, you wanna call him/her a simp but, not in a bad way, so u say:
-hey pal, your acting like norman

by Emo apple ray April 05, 2021

The Norman

When your doing a girl doggy style and go on a roids rage. You then take a lanyard or lamp cord and start choking the girl from behind until she passes out.
A couples guys in English came up with this after a cetain someone started choking the crap out of a kid from behind and was getting off to it.

Kyle was giving Lauren The Norman last night.

I gave Matt's mom The Norman!

by D. Wills English Class May 17, 2006

Norman

A fake two faced coward ass Nigga that's a Jody and should be Googled before proceeding. A toxic disease, proceed creature with caution, believe at your own risk.

Who was that? That's a No man, once I Saw the truth & Hoefax..left that No Norman Real EARLY

by KingAce1 April 26, 2017

NORMAN

NORMAN

azn:

To NORMAN,Adjv, spike someone's drink for sinister purposes...Norman likes sex or to be MORE POLITICALLY CORRECT R@PE.. with the male species..

*Everyone sitting at the bar,norman slides over and randomly pops something in person y's jack daniels..

by JACKDANIELSUPRISE:O) September 13, 2009