nofriends 

having or possessing no friends or companions due to excessive or chronic faggotness.

"lookit that nofriends"

nofriends by buckleylovesrobbie February 3, 2010

nofriendo

An electrical item, such as an MP3 player or mobile phone that causes someone to be out of touch with people surrounding them.

There's no point talking to David, he's just picked up his mobile phone. When he's using any nofriendo, he doesn't bother to talk with his friends.

nofriendo by djSharpy April 25, 2010

mutual nonfriends 

A term only stupid cunts are allowed to use when they have a penis and don't know what to do with it

According to the cunt, she and Moses are mutual nonfriends because she has a dong.

mutual nonfriends by Anonymous September 24, 2003