todd newell

when you get a boner over a girl

i went to the beach yesterday and he/she gave me a todd newell

by skuxxx October 13, 2009

GABE NEWELL APPROVED

approved by Gabe Newell

GABE NEWELL APPROVED

by cooldude2144 December 14, 2022

Newelling

Adding words to the urban dictionary under the puerile misapprehension that it is an original thought

Some poor unfortunate thought he was clever newelling the word Soward

by The Cessinator September 29, 2011

Newell

A four-street shithole in the northern panhandle of West Virginia. Founded in 1905 when a man named Newell gave up his last hope of finding anywhere decent to live and settled down with a one-eyed, toothless, backwoods woman and produced Newell’s first official retard. Newell’s two claims to fame are its large population of mullet-wearin', wall-eyed, gun-totin’, tobacky-chewin’ illiterates; and the presence of Mountaineer, a gaming resort filled with coffin dodgers and welfare cases spending their gubment checks and shitting themselves because they don’t want to leave the nickel slot machines. Outsiders often hear the sound of “Dueling Banjoes” in their heads when driving through it.

Outsider: What the fuck is that? Banjo music?
Newellite 1: What's he sayin’, Cletus?
Newellite 2: Cecil, you know I don't know forrin’.

(Newell)

by Frammed August 27, 2008

Aiden Newell

The worst fortnite players and has plenty of ass woopins

Aiden Newell your mom gay.

Aiden: *starts raging and smashing his desk”

by Aiden Newell May 21, 2018

Newell

a homo, queer, fag, brownie pounder, fudge pakcer ext.

Hey newell, I'm gonna kick your ass

by Woodrow Johnson May 26, 2008

Newell, WV

A four-street shithole in the northern panhandle of West Virginia. Founded in 1905 when a man named Newell gave up his last hope of finding anywhere decent to live and settled down with a one-eyed, toothless, backwoods woman and produced Newell’s first official retard. Newell’s two claims to fame are its large population of mullet-wearin', wall-eyed, gun-totin’, tobacky-chewin’ illiterates; and the presence of Mountaineer, a gaming resort filled with coffin dodgers and welfare cases spending their gubment checks and shitting themselves because they don’t want to leave the nickel slot machines. Outsiders often hear the sound of “Dueling Banjoes” in their heads when driving through it.

Outsider: What the fuck is that? Banjo music?
Newellite 1: What's he sayin’, Cletus?
Newellite 2: Cecil, you know I don't know forrin’.

(Newell, WV)

by Frammed August 27, 2008