Neel

The source of the first person with dumbnessitis and an absolute spaz. All Neels are bad at football and are stinky

Neel is bad at football

by Alfie Morrison June 11, 2017

Neel Gajare

A very cool guy

Neel Gajare is a very cool guy.

by qpwoeirua;sldkfjzmxncbv April 24, 2021

Neel Kolhatkar

The sickest BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKIN' CUNT out there.

Man, your dick is HUGE!!!You're such a Neel Kolhatkar!

by Insomnia: The muffin dick roll May 19, 2014

Neel Popat

A man who fucks many women over a long period of time or all at the same time. He chooses

Wow is that Neel Popat the sexy Indian.

by neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel October 13, 2022

Neel-Feet

Neel-feet are feet which are extremely shiny and reflective.

I cant tell if Im looking at Neel-Feet or some sort of foot-shaped disco-ball!

by Tom Berenger May 22, 2008

neel-tank

A woman who has had her clitoris stretched to resemble a very small penis. After the operation the new man wanders aimlessly in a pillow case looking for a mate to bury his nose in. A common sign of a neel-tank is a giant goatsy or beef curtains.

"Dude I fucked a neel-tank last night and it was unreal!!"

"Did you see his face? did he take off the pillow case?!"

by V Mari May 28, 2008

Dirty Neel

A Dirty Neel is when you eat frosting off of a Cuban whore's toes while simultaneously get pegged by a midget with only 2 fingers on each hand.

Damn, I'm so full after that Dirty Neel last night.

by curtaiimm April 20, 2022