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napkinart

Any art that is done on an ephemeral item such as a napkin
or paper table cloth. Often left behind with the check at modest restaurants, napkinart can have surprising value.
There's a story told in the movie, "The Paper," about journalists celebrating the Olympics in Spain. When the bill comes, it is far too much to afford, but a little old man sitting in the corner signals the waiter and then scribbles something on a napkin. That napkin pays the bill because the little old man was Picasso!
Then there's the true story of Basquiat, whose career as an
artist was brief but bright, as he died very young. He was known to dash off his creations on such things a matchbooks,
and they went for thousands of dollars. These, too would
be considered napkinart.
The waitperson was surprised and delighted to find a colorful
napkinart piece left along with payment for the bill.
by Pamelot July 24, 2011
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NAFkin

Reserved the biggest of NAF. They are oblivious to how NAFy they truly are. There is a 7/10 chance that redheads will be NAFkins and it has proven to be genetic just like their red hair. There is a 50/50 chance that if your parent has red hair you are a NAFkin. If you are trying to identify NAFkins in your friend group follow these steps.

1. Do they suck at sport?
2. Do you suck at sports?
3. Are they terrible at sports?
4. Are you terrible at sports?
5. Is your friend better at sports than you?
6. Argue about who is better.
7. Whoever is worse is a NAFkin
8. If you couldn't decide who is worse you are both NAFkins
7. If Hunter is reading this he is the largest NAFkin of all time
You see that redhead over there, yeah he is the local NAFkin.
by Nice Try Naf November 18, 2018
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Gimmie dat napkin

A unique way of asking for sex. Napkin being another name for lady parts.
Boy: "Gimmie dat napkin gurl, lemmie get that."
Girl: "You can't have my boy. I ain't that type of girl."
by aly79 June 23, 2008
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cock napkin

Referring to a woman that allows endless amounts of men to use her body as a "napkin" after ejaculation: A whore: A promiscious woman.
"After her last relationship, she turned into such a cock napkin..She fucks anyone"
by Pascali June 13, 2005
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nikkiness

that new pic is nikkiness.
by musictriggersresponse February 27, 2008
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Willy napkin

A willy napkin is when some one ejects there jizz ( sperm ) into a tissue and then some one blows there nose in it ... or it can be used to abuse some think .
haha you just blew your nose in a willy napkin .
by Cgl_96 February 28, 2010
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Crusty Napkin

When you eat multiple foods with a high content of fructose corn syrup, and you wipe your sticky-icky mouth on an innocent napkin.
Cory, can you pass me then...oh never mind, you have a crusty napkin.
by ShooLazers October 8, 2011
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