monkephant

a monkephant is a mammal that has the size and long nose of an elephant and the fur, tail and aposable thumbs of a monkey. Monkephants can be found in their native homeland deep in the equatorial rainforests of Africa eating banananas and swinging from trees while creating much havoc. Monkephants do NOT make good househeld pets. Ever.

That child is behaving like a goddamned monkephant.

by Patrick F. Johnson September 8, 2005

Moneymar

Nickname for football player Neymar, as he is incredibly greedy for money, playing just to get richer, leaving fans and friends for more cash.

"Someone threw $100 bills at him, and he is just picking them despite he's billionaire, huh..Moneymar."

by luciensias July 16, 2018

monkeybar

To continue to date one person until you have secured your next relationship.

Damn that bitch just monkeybarred me till she found another nigga.

by j-cow September 4, 2006

Monkey Man

Monkey Man

Monkey Man

by Dollify Tomboy September 12, 2020

Moneymarr

A prolific DMV rapper that raps about his struggles in Washington DC ; also ran by PRLA

Have you cranked that new Moneymarr yet?

by Dmventhusiast1337 June 19, 2021

monkeyball

a basketball game played by majority of young male african american youth.

look at these niggas, they playin monkeyball!

by White Man Clooks December 15, 2010

fuckshit monkeyballs

One who gives a blowjob while shitting, and he blows a load as big as monkey balls. also compared to a blumpkin, but better.

let's fuck and blow fuckshit monkeyballs

by fkmonkeyballking July 22, 2009