Mini skirt

Much like the length requirement of a college paper. Long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to keep things interesting.

Whoops, there went a breeze. My paper went flying. So did your mini skirt.

by .JuDgE. September 22, 2009

Mini-Fonz

The act of inserting both thumbs into the anus of another, then pulling them gently apart while shrugging the shoulders and giving the catch phrase, "ehhhh!"

I can handle a Meg Ryan, but my ass isn't prepared for a mini-fonz.

by mini-fonz January 2, 2009

Midnight Hitchhiker

When you're lying next to your partner (preferably when they are sleeping but awake works just as well) adjust your hand into the hitchhiker position (thumb up) and launch your thumb directly into their butthole. After insertion is complete, make sure to thank them for the ride ;)

While in the spooning position, Rafaela was sleeping and Sebastian gave her the midnight hitchhiker in order to wake her up so he could get another ride aka sit on his dick.

by Socratittiess February 5, 2010

midnight snacker

One who dreams about food in the middle of the night, gets out of bed and into the fridge. A person who enjoys a snack or two at midnight, no guilt involved.

That fat ass, ain't he a midnight snacker!

by themidnightsnackerherself February 20, 2011

Midnight high

Feeling high after 12 AM even when you didn't do drugs. This is probably caused by tired-ess because of lack of sleep.

I'm so midnight high, I'm reading my boyfriend facebook like pages over the phone.

by xREBELLIOUZxROSEx June 28, 2011

miniature pinscher

A breed of dog classified under the toy category in the AKC. They are so macho acting, they've been nick named the King of Toys. Generally around 10 to 11 inches tall and 10lbs. Also called the 'Min Pin', they think they rule the roost, love bossing everyone (whether human or animal) around, and doesn't much care being handled by clumsy children.

Troy: Wow, your dog looks like a little Doberman!
Cecil: He's a Miniature Pinscher, they were around 100 years before the Doberman.

by Dixon's Mama December 6, 2013

Mini Jay

A Rhode Island Musician who has styles close to XXXTENTACION and Juice Wrld

Dude, have you heard Mini Jays new mixtape "Every one has a dark sid e?'"
Yes, bro that mixtape got me in my feelings

by Mini Jay RI March 21, 2019