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Term used to describe a fine looking woman, usually in her early to late 30s, who is of an age you'd think is appropriate for her to have children, and therefore seemingly appear as being a MILF , yet she may in fact not have any offspring whatsoever.
In any case, she generally conforms to the stereotypical image and or habits of a MILF, can be seen frequenting with actual MILFs and/or areas with high MILF population density. Therefore, you, as the usual guy that proudly thinks mainly with your own penis and keeping this woman's MILFable status in mind, you would consider it as good deed for you if you knocked her up and promoted her to official MILF status, while ditching her ass as soon as there's any signs of her being pregnant with your kid.
In any case, she generally conforms to the stereotypical image and or habits of a MILF, can be seen frequenting with actual MILFs and/or areas with high MILF population density. Therefore, you, as the usual guy that proudly thinks mainly with your own penis and keeping this woman's MILFable status in mind, you would consider it as good deed for you if you knocked her up and promoted her to official MILF status, while ditching her ass as soon as there's any signs of her being pregnant with your kid.
Perv 1:"Dude, did you see that bitch over there? What a MILF!"
Perv 2:"Oh, her? That's Mary Jane Rottencrotch. She doesn't have any kids"
Perv 1:"Shit, for real?!?!? Excellent! That bitch is definitely MILFable then!"
Perv 2:"Indeed"
Perv 2:"Oh, her? That's Mary Jane Rottencrotch. She doesn't have any kids"
Perv 1:"Shit, for real?!?!? Excellent! That bitch is definitely MILFable then!"
Perv 2:"Indeed"
by pilotperv July 11, 2009
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Get the Ross Millar mug.One who attends the all-women's school Mills College located in Oakland, California. The large lesbian populaton leads one who is straight, or does not narrowly define her sexuality to be stuck in the strange sexual-limbo... known as being a "millsbian"
by Millllz September 13, 2006
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scene kid #1: did you see the way that gangster kid looked at me?
scene kid #2: yeah, he must be from millbury.
scene kid #2: yeah, he must be from millbury.
by Chelsea Challenge October 4, 2008
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This is the reversed scale of 1-10 when rating someone's attractiveness. While on the 1-10 scale, 10 would be good, 10 on the Millard Scale would be a terrible rating. It would mean 10 beers are required to get you to sleep with that person.
(1-10 is the generic rating system, but some people can handle more, which would make 10 NOT the worst nor maximum rating.)
This is the reversed scale of 1-10 when rating someone's attractiveness. While on the 1-10 scale, 10 would be good, 10 on the Millard Scale would be a terrible rating. It would mean 10 beers are required to get you to sleep with that person.
(1-10 is the generic rating system, but some people can handle more, which would make 10 NOT the worst nor maximum rating.)
guy 1: she's a ten
guy 2: on the millard scale?
guy 1: I meant the generic scale, on the millard scale, she's a 0.
guy 2: on the millard scale?
guy 1: I meant the generic scale, on the millard scale, she's a 0.
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