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On august 12th, you should appreciate the middle child and be nice to them
hey kiddo make sure you’re you be nice your to your first younger brother for national middle child day!
by jaylynndabest August 12, 2022
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Honorary Middle Child

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This would be an oldest sibling, who was ignored like a typical middle sibling but probably due to their parents splitting and having children with their new partners
"What's their problem?"
"They're upset because they're being ignored like a middle sibling."
"Oh they must be an honorary middle child."
by atinygoodsir October 5, 2020
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middle aged child

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A child from the age of 8-12, the annoying age of harassment and dramatic temper tantrums. All they do is eat and try and be the center of attention. They are always out of pocket. They are in the same era as “sticky ipad kids”
You: “Can I have some of your crossiant ___?”
Middle aged child: *shoves entire crossiant in mouth*

You: “Hey would you get off your ipad?”
Middle aged child: *screams* or flat out ignores you
by iamafarmer8888 July 29, 2022
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From Tyler Durden form Fight Club, by Chuck Palahnuik.
"We are the middle children of history, raised by television to believe that someday we'll be millionaires and movie stars and rock stars, but we won't. And we're just learning this fact. So don't fuck with us."
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