Not enough time for a bath or shower? Let me introduce you to "The Morritt Wash"
Simply jam the toilet door with a shoe, take off all your clothes and generously wipe down your arsehole, armpits and gooch with an over-used B.O ridden flannel.
You are now clean to get on with your day of farting that furiously that you have to check you haven't shit yourself on numerous occassions, much to the disgust of your colleagues.
Simply jam the toilet door with a shoe, take off all your clothes and generously wipe down your arsehole, armpits and gooch with an over-used B.O ridden flannel.
You are now clean to get on with your day of farting that furiously that you have to check you haven't shit yourself on numerous occassions, much to the disgust of your colleagues.
9.20am, Architect Office, Morritt runs in out of breath
"Just had to run from the car park"
*Opens all windows and turns on fan*
"Feeling too warm in here, i was on a conference call in my car for last hour thats why i had to run from the car park.....time for The Morritt Wash"
"Just had to run from the car park"
*Opens all windows and turns on fan*
"Feeling too warm in here, i was on a conference call in my car for last hour thats why i had to run from the car park.....time for The Morritt Wash"
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