stiff medicine

Stiff Medicine is taken to correct erectile dysfunction.
Also referred to as Stiff Meds or Hard Meds.

Stiff Medicine includes Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis.

stiff medicine by GeShan July 5, 2006

socialized medicine 

1. A derogatory term used by ignorant U.S. rightwingers to describe the forms of affordable and efficient health care practiced in Canada and many parts of Europe and elsewhere. Originally coined in the 1950s to defeat any proposal to limit the rights of doctors and insurance and drug companies in the U.S. to profit from disease and human misery.

2. Any proposal advanced by a Democrat or anyone else on the left to improve the ruinously expensive and inefficient U.S. health care system.

1. "I don't care if people live longer and healthier lives in Canada. That shit is socialized medicine, and it takes away my right to go bankrupt and die when my insurance company pulls the plug."

2. "Hillary's health care plan was a give-away to the drug companies and the HMOs."
"I don't care. She's a Democrat, so her plan was really socialized medicine."

socialized medicine by Max Debord December 15, 2008

Zlatko School of Medicine

The most #1 medical school in the US

You fools all wish you could go to the Zlatko School of Medicine.

Zlatko School of Medicine by Paul Lebowitz March 31, 2008

deep space medicine 

N: The medical specialty devoted to the health and well-being of space aliens. Like the veterinary practice, it tends to be harder than being a general practitioner for humans because of the number of alien races involved. DSM specialists often work with problems involving eyestalks, tentacles, alien skin disorders, alien mental health, and general wellness, as well as providing alien medications which are hard to get.

My Purplonian and Martian neighbors both see Dr. Tentacleez at the deep space medicine clinic in town.

deep space medicine by Purple Gurl April 6, 2011

Collegiate School of Medicine and Bioscience 

Small lame school that probably has at least 4 kids that leave it every year. The freshmen are usually too grown and don’t know how to wear makeup. Freshmen are also loud and rowdy. The white sophomores are low key racist and clique. The African American sophomores talk a lot of stuff and don’t have the skills to back it up. The junior class is weird and a bunch of Emos. The seniors are just a bunch of spies for the vice principal who looks like a cartoon character.

Collegiate School of Medicine and Bioscience Is hell on earth.

Collegiate School of Medicine and Bioscience by XOXO COLGATE December 27, 2017

Standard Fetal Medicine: The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Standard Fetal Medicine: The First Juvenile Release.

Standard Fetal Medicine: The First Juvenile Release. by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 8, 2025

Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.

Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release. by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025