Dave: Happy Anniversary, care for some Man Chowder Marinara?
Dave’s wife: No, you’re fucking gross. Also, that’s not a phrase people use.
**Dave goes on UrbanDictionary.com**
Dave (to self): we’ll see about that bitch.
**Dave jerks off in guest bathroom**
Dave’s wife: No, you’re fucking gross. Also, that’s not a phrase people use.
**Dave goes on UrbanDictionary.com**
Dave (to self): we’ll see about that bitch.
**Dave jerks off in guest bathroom**
by Darve May 12, 2021
Josh: hey dude, last night I got a huge stomach cramp, I think I had too much spaghetti.
Alex: it was most probably a marinara bing bang
See marinara bing bang
Alex: it was most probably a marinara bing bang
See marinara bing bang
by Vikothememelord July 03, 2020
"Your mom gave me a really nice Marinara Dick Faggot last night, lets just say the sauce covered smoke rings were delicious"
by Connor Knight xxx aka dick fag February 10, 2012
Basically its period sex. Cos the dick is the breadstick and the marinara sauce is the blood and also cos some vaginas have a fishy scent hence the marinara
by DaTigz December 03, 2022
Similar to the angel haired pasta, while the girl is on her period. Takes place when a man excretes his load on a womans pubic hair and procedes to eat her out, while she is on her period.
Johnny: Dude I had the best pasta last night.
Steve: What kind did you have dude?
Johnny: I had some of my girl's famous marinara angel haired pasta!
Steve: What kind did you have dude?
Johnny: I had some of my girl's famous marinara angel haired pasta!
by BAMQ February 02, 2009
When you butt fuck a girl who's menstruating. Just before releasing your load you give her two or three good pumps in the pussy then make get her suck you off. Therefore blowing your load with shit noodle in her mouth mixed with her menstrual juices that were left on your cock. "Serving up spicy marinara with pasta" would be the same thing but the girl ate spicy food the night before.
Last night Jenny loves it when I'm serving up pasta with marinara sauce. She gobbles down the whole thing.
by The Carnal Cook November 08, 2018
Location: Male Dormitory
Participants: Enzo, Will, Justin, Aidan, John, and Ilya (by proxy)
At approximately midnight, Senatorial Candidate John Anglum, hurled a plastic cup of frozen marinara at the dormitory door of two of his fellow students, one of whom was the current Senator, Justin Bergeron, after discovering it had been placed in his fridge by his roommate. Chaos ensued as Justin was forced to slam his door to shield himself and his roommate from the wrath of the candidate, and while neither had any political grudges in the past, these actions could only come from hatred and malice. Only time will tell if this will be another footnote in history, or the final blow to John’s already tumultuous political carrier.
Participants: Enzo, Will, Justin, Aidan, John, and Ilya (by proxy)
At approximately midnight, Senatorial Candidate John Anglum, hurled a plastic cup of frozen marinara at the dormitory door of two of his fellow students, one of whom was the current Senator, Justin Bergeron, after discovering it had been placed in his fridge by his roommate. Chaos ensued as Justin was forced to slam his door to shield himself and his roommate from the wrath of the candidate, and while neither had any political grudges in the past, these actions could only come from hatred and malice. Only time will tell if this will be another footnote in history, or the final blow to John’s already tumultuous political carrier.
Ben: Did you hear about the 2022 “Marinara” Incident?
Ronald: Yeah I hear it might cost John his whole carrier.
Ronald: Yeah I hear it might cost John his whole carrier.
by sunnA sunU September 30, 2022