Man Chowder Marinara

Ejaculating inside a woman during a heavy flow.

Dave: Happy Anniversary, care for some Man Chowder Marinara?
Dave’s wife: No, you’re fucking gross. Also, that’s not a phrase people use.
**Dave goes on UrbanDictionary.com**
Dave (to self): we’ll see about that bitch.
**Dave jerks off in guest bathroom**

by Darve May 12, 2021

Marinara bing bang

When you have a huge stomach cramp due to having an overdose of spaghetti

See: spaghetti

Josh: hey dude, last night I got a huge stomach cramp, I think I had too much spaghetti.
Alex: it was most probably a marinara bing bang

See marinara bing bang

by Vikothememelord July 3, 2020

Marinara Dick Faggot

The act of pretending a marinara sauce covered penis is a cigar.

"Your mom gave me a really nice Marinara Dick Faggot last night, lets just say the sauce covered smoke rings were delicious"

by Connor Knight xxx aka dick fag March 24, 2012

Bread Stick and Marinara Sauce

Basically its period sex. Cos the dick is the breadstick and the marinara sauce is the blood and also cos some vaginas have a fishy scent hence the marinara

Ye I had some Bread Stick and Marinara Sauce last night and I ain’t talking about food here ;)

by DaTigz December 3, 2022

Marinara Angel Haired Pasta

Similar to the angel haired pasta, while the girl is on her period. Takes place when a man excretes his load on a womans pubic hair and procedes to eat her out, while she is on her period.

Johnny: Dude I had the best pasta last night.
Steve: What kind did you have dude?
Johnny: I had some of my girl's famous marinara angel haired pasta!

by BAMQ February 1, 2009

Serving up pasta with marinara sauce

When you butt fuck a girl who's menstruating. Just before releasing your load you give her two or three good pumps in the pussy then make get her suck you off. Therefore blowing your load with shit noodle in her mouth mixed with her menstrual juices that were left on your cock. "Serving up spicy marinara with pasta" would be the same thing but the girl ate spicy food the night before.

Last night Jenny loves it when I'm serving up pasta with marinara sauce. She gobbles down the whole thing.

by The Carnal Cook November 8, 2018

Marinara Pizza

When hoe don't have the proper gear to make a suitable pizza so you as her to supplement with period blood YUM!

Marinara pizza: when little ceasers dick aint cuttin it, and you want some supplements. Hey, dick can you make me a marinera pizza?

Hims; yeah but you cool with period blood, it's iron enriched?
Dick:eww yuck gross

Hims: your lose, shows what you know about real porn

by AnalAddict(woos) September 5, 2025