Law of Diminishing Marginal Fucks Given

The rate at which one gives gives fewer fucks.

DMFG: G(F)={(D/S)*D{Nbar^2} -- the number of given fucks is equal to the days left in the semester times the distance from you to the nearest bar (Cornell notation replaces Nbar with NBrB)

There's an economic principle at play here. One that I think a lot of people take away from econ courses. It's called the Law of Diminishing Marginal Fucks Given (or DMFG).

by Andj87 May 19, 2016

grim margin

similar to a camel toe, a fold or indent in panties or shorts in women in the crotch area

she had a nice grim margin

by goose4u December 20, 2007

marginible

a portmanteau of "marginal" and "negligible".

the discrepancies caused by our tech are marginible.

by majus23 May 24, 2018

font and margin games

A set of games played by high school and college students everywhere. The goal is to make a short essay look as long as possible by adjusting font size, font type, and margin distance, all without making it noticeable to the teacher or professor. If they notice and points are taken off, the game is lost.

Font and Margin games turned my 5 page paper into a 6 page paper.

Billy got a little overzealous with font and margin games; His professor noticed and gave him a zero.

by area69 March 1, 2020

Margined

When a person purchases a product or service at a extremely low & unfair market value due to the seller being in a desperate position to sell or just blatantly having no negotiation skills.

“Bro I just margined this Milf so hard on Facebook marketplace for her IPhone 14 pro , offered her $500 and she was like well if that’s what there worth sure LOL”

“Bro remember when we got margined so hard in Mykonos. Had to pay €400 for a bag which was essentially creatine LOL”

by Phudinho November 14, 2023

Functional marginalized whiner

A black kid that never once got their ass whooped as a kid, but somehow all they can talk about is how much harder it is to be them than it is to have lighter (especially pale) skin (usually to try and walk over or manipulate people that experience has taught them tend to be easier to manipulate than their own people).

All the functional marginalized whiner did was complain about how immature and dysfunctional all these so called privileged whites got to be, if only he/she could act that way like he/she wished for as a kid (as the stereotype goes, all the blond kids were having all the fun).

by The Original Agahnim December 8, 2021

Functional marginalized whiner

A black kid that never got their ass whooped by an authority figure (such as a parent) as a kid, then they get out into the world where not everybody has to be nice or refrain from cursing all the time and all of a sudden it's harder to be them than it is to be anybody (especially somebody with lighter skin/hair).

Nobody ever picked on the functional marginalized whiner, instead people usually picked on people they thought were easier targets, people with lighter skin and hair, people that seemed more childish and fucked up, people that didn't seem as together.

by The Original Agahnim December 8, 2021