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smash mallow

when u shove a ton of marshmallows up your rectum and out comes a chocolate covered smashed blueberry. but it's not really blue, it's brown as fuck
eh brah u try that smash mallow last night?

oh hell no homie that shit nasty as fuck
by brown mallow 1 2 3 4 March 8, 2017
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squish mallow

They are the fucking spawn of Satan, they may look cute but DO NOT TRUST THEM
Squish mallows are fucking trash
by kaneki ken's wifu March 24, 2021
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Mallow

by manwithahand November 30, 2025
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Mallow Bomb

A type of drink similar to a Jägerbomb or a Carbomb. Rounds of which are usually done at a bonfire or other event where s'mores and kegs of beer are being consumed.

Instructions:

• Roast a marshmallow to the desired consistency
• Cheers or toast with the other participants
• Drop the marshmallow into your cup of beer
• Chug the beer
• Eat the marshmallow.
We were doing mallow bombs all night long. It was a fucking great bonfire.
by fred_oakley September 13, 2010
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mallow mouth

When you cum into a girls mouth and she sticks out her tongue and it looks like wet marshmallows
I gave that girl the ol' mallow mouth
by Sasquie July 9, 2023
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Mallow

Abbreviation of the word Marshmallow. Just leave the Marsh part and keep it mellow.
These Mallows are tasty.

Lia has 69 of those Mallows.
by vesai1 April 16, 2019
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Mallow Resistance

A group of highly organized and motivated good citizens fighting back against the political and culinary horror that is marshmallows.

The first defense against humanities most underrated existential threat!

See Remallowist
You: Hey buddy, you wanna marshmallow?

Buddy: what the heck man you know I'm part of the Mallow Resistance! You know the white trash they throw in those things!?
by Fresh and Tasty May 8, 2021
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