Matisse

Someone I’m simping for that’s in my grade. He always stares at me, gets exited when imma talk to him but in front of ppl, he says that I poked him in the eye with a pencil and that I bully him

Girl 1: he is such a matisse

by Depressedwoman May 29, 2021

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Malissa

A dweeb

A person who speaks in terms that were used back in the day

Malissa

by Tooooddddd July 30, 2017

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Matisse

crazy motha fucka who really knows how to crank up a fiesta!!
she is a very big FAT LAZY!!! but loves to get frisk with those boys eh eh ;)
and is a very lloyal friend

boy-man uno: Wow i got hella frisky with a girl tonight
boy-man dos: Really? damn your luckY! she must be one hell of a Matisse
boy-uno: Oh ya i love those matisses

by megan tits December 29, 2010

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Malissa

Cheating sucubus whore who tries to be your bestfriend after dating and then dies.

"dude this chick is such a malissa.!"

by cock comrads November 7, 2012

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15th april: give Matisse head day

The 15th of april is a day when all Matisse' over the world deserve to get head from a girl.
( the spelling of the name is irrelevant, it just has to sound the same)

(girl)friend 1: hey it is give Matisse head day today! I should invite him for head!
15th april: give Matisse head day, is tomorrow. I should prepare myself!

by PatientBonkers April 12, 2021

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