Mako[364]

Mako364 is an internet troll known for torturing himself everyday by playing Destiny 2, he also placed a pipebomb in your mailbox.

I messed with Mako364 and now there’s a WW2 aircraft above my place of residence.

by Brandon.#0199 November 16, 2021

Mako

Mako is the quintessence of beauty. She has a smile that radiates like the sun; a heart big enough to provide love to everyone she meets; her wittiness can make you laugh for days; and the energy she emits makes you realize that life should be lived with joy. In short, she is an abundance of everything good. Each minute spent with her is magic! She is a coffee-lover and a huge fan of breakfast meals. Dates with her are always something to look forward to as would never know what's coming. It's safe to say that the person Mako chooses to love will be one of the luckiest people to ever live.

Have you met a Mako?
Yes, and my life has never been the same since!

Mornings with coffee are so Mako.
Look at the sunset, what a Mako.

by 111821 November 23, 2021

Mako Poisoning

Mako Poisoning is a phenomenon when people (usually white) visit or move to South East Asia and they become so enamored with the country and fail to see the negatives. It also includes deflecting or denying any type of criticism of said and saying "this could happen anywhere" or "if it was in America they would just get shot instead."

My friend has some serious Mako Poisoning he said Vietnam he still loves Vietnam after they got denied from a hospital after an accident.

I don't have Mako poisoning Vietnam really does have better infrastructure than America.

I realized my coworkers have Mako poisoning when they told me Vietnam has better hygiene than America.

Do I have Mako Poisoning if I think laws in Thailand protect children more than they do in America.

by Namissoamazing August 19, 2023

Mako

Allied with the rody somali empire and allied with the cory croatian checkerboard kingdom. Destroying the edgar texan kingdom.

Oh no the romer mako allied army is coming

by Paulie0829 December 30, 2022

Mako

A dumb Douche bag who never likes their partner and would cheat on you.

1st. Girl: Omg Hes such a Mako

2nd . Girl: I cant believe i dated Mako

Girl: Well , Hes a Dumb Douche!

by FuckMako.com August 30, 2020

mako

A dude that gets aggravated by one word replies like 'okay' or 'alright'.
Mako is an un-evolved cave man that needs to reply with fully structured sentences and is what we call "OneWordReplyPhobic".

mako: yo bro i am so cool lol
you: okay
mako: oh my god why are you dry texting me?!!

by makomum March 6, 2022

Mako Mankanshoku

Best friend of the Protagonist of Kill La Kill, Ryuko Matoi.

She is very bubbly and supports Ryuko in literally everything, if it's bad she will always try to reason her to not do it. She is great support for Ryuko and is always by her side.

P1: "Mako Mankanshoku, is a great character in Kill La Kill!"

P2: "I agree!"

P3: "I don't."

P1 and P2: "leave."

by forbiddendolly April 7, 2023