Majestic teabag

Getting tea bagged by a person dressed like royalty especially a prince

I was at the renaissance fair and the prince gave the jester a majestic teabag after the sword fight

by fester789 October 14, 2018

dirty majestic beard

When the Majestic Beard is moisturized by the vaginal fluids of a thousand virgin's

Hey did you guys check out Eli's Majestic Beard it's been moisturized by a thousand virgin's that's a Dirty Majestic Beard

by Majestic Beard June 13, 2019

Magnificent Majestic Melon Man Mookram

One of the greatest man alive.

Bobby Man Barry is superior to Magnificent Majestic Melon Man Mookram.

by Nizma March 22, 2021

Majestic

An amazing person who does all she can for anyone that means something to her such as family and friends

Oh look its majestic look at her 😍

by Rebel420yall July 9, 2018

Majestic Unicorn

A mythical creature, often used in fantasy literature. Majestic unicorns are most commonly white and sparkly, with a large, phallic-like horn. Some have wings, although this particular breed is much more uncommon. All majestic unicorns are asexual; they have no reproductive organs and are conceived through sparkles, fairy dust and the dreams of small children.

I wish I had a majestic unicorn, but, I'm not a small child, and they are asexual, so I will never have one.

by iluvunicrns February 21, 2014

majesticvsp

an amazing editor who deserves her followers and more she had done some mistakes but y’all just focus on the big famous ppl it doesn’t matter when it’s a small creator

majesticvsp is so talented

by dameliqsaep May 14, 2021

Majesticity

A pronoun used to describe the greatness of ones beard; pertaining to ones B.M.U. or "Beard Majesticity Unit". B.M.U.'s are the proper rating scale for the majesticity of ones beard. Ranging from 1-20. 20 topping the Majesticity scale. Attributes of B.M.U.'s include but are not limited to, opaqueness or fullness of ones beard, lusciousness, softness, artistry, color, depth, and most importantly, "Majesticity".

Upon examination of Jesus Christ's beard, one would not hesitate to rate it as a Solid 20.. it is full, full enough to hold up the sins of man, a beautiful amber color, luscious like caramel. He has chosen a risque post modern classic style which suits him quite well and the majesticity is unmatched. It is regale, profound, unrivaled It is as the Doubtful Sound.

by Trunner86 November 10, 2014