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a very similar game to door knob. after someone farts, they have to say safety. if this magical word is not uttered and another person shouts 'Mackrel', then the farter must run to the sea and swim to touch a mackrel.
this word has been introduced as a replacement for door knob as the door knob game has escaladed to become too famous a game that it is no longer interesting. therefore, now if someone is unfortunate enough to be caught short and does not utter the word safety before someone says mackrel, then they are truely and utterly fucked! :D
this word has been introduced as a replacement for door knob as the door knob game has escaladed to become too famous a game that it is no longer interesting. therefore, now if someone is unfortunate enough to be caught short and does not utter the word safety before someone says mackrel, then they are truely and utterly fucked! :D
Henry: (Parp) Ahhhhh that felt good. :)
Oli: Oh yeah??? MACKREL!!!
Henry: Oh fuck me. This isnt good.
Oli: (pound pound pound!)
Ed: hey guys what's going on?
Oli: I got Henry on Mackrel!
Ed: ...
COOL!!!!
(pound pound pound)
*10 years later*
(somewhere in the middle of the atlantic ocean)
Henry: I got it!!!! I touched a mackrel!!!
Oli: Well done... ^o)
Henry: (parp)
Oli: Mackrel!
Henry: Fuck!
Oli: (pound pound pound)
Henry: (bang)
Oli: Oh! he appears to have shot and killed himself... oh dear!
Oli: Oh yeah??? MACKREL!!!
Henry: Oh fuck me. This isnt good.
Oli: (pound pound pound!)
Ed: hey guys what's going on?
Oli: I got Henry on Mackrel!
Ed: ...
COOL!!!!
(pound pound pound)
*10 years later*
(somewhere in the middle of the atlantic ocean)
Henry: I got it!!!! I touched a mackrel!!!
Oli: Well done... ^o)
Henry: (parp)
Oli: Mackrel!
Henry: Fuck!
Oli: (pound pound pound)
Henry: (bang)
Oli: Oh! he appears to have shot and killed himself... oh dear!
by Ting Tong Tinkabong October 16, 2008
Get the Mackrel mug.noun; The cock mackrel is one who constantly changes their conviction to suit their present situation. One who changes their opinion to suit what is currently the majority's belief. A hypocrite. Related to the mackrel's behavior of schooling(in reality a cock mackrel is a small mackrel).
Those congressmen are such cock mackrels!
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The hottest man on the planet. With the biggest and nicest dick that will never come all you want to do is suck that shit all night and ride him like a horse
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Get the makram mug.A denominator for the sexual organs of a hermaphrodite, I. E. a denominator for both male and female reproductive organs in a single human body.
"She had both. A marfodite."
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