Macaroni Dick

When your dick curves to the side

Tanya: "That nigga's dick was curved as fuck. He had that macaroni dick."

by IxIRadioactiiv May 14, 2015

Macaronus

The singular form of "macaroni".

Oh man, look at how good that macaronus looks!

by Macaronus June 3, 2019

Crusty macaroon

When’s females lips hang over thong underwear. When the thong is too small for the big clam make it look like a macaroon

My thong panties were really bothering me and as I looked down , my vagina looked like a pink crusty macaroon.

by Backdoor bacon February 3, 2018

Elbow Macaroni

The act of meeting someone once and having sex with them twice.

I only met her once, but I fucked her twice... elbow macaroni, bitch!

by randommushroom September 15, 2010

Macaron

This is very different from a macaroon. A macaroon is a coconut pastry, that is fluffy and white. A macaron, however, looks like a sandwich and is made of a cookie-like substance. There is filling on the inside. Learn the difference, people.

"What is your favorite dessert?"

"A macaroon."
"Oh, I don't like coconut."
"Neither do I. But I love those lil' sandwich thingies."
"OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU THAT'S NOT A MACAROON THAT'S A MACARON"

by I am bored and so are you December 16, 2019

Macaroni Time

Prison style sex between two African American males. Most often nonconsensual.

Chief Keef was quoted saying "Hell no I aint gay! I did a bid. It was just macaroni time.

by bestbefore84 June 11, 2013

macaroni mumbles

When one is drunk, makes macaroni and cheese and proceeds to mumble while consuming it.

John: How's that mac and cheese?
Mike (with the macaroni mumbles): prmmmty fmuckinnmm gmoodm

by xMilkman July 18, 2009