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P&M

Matt: Jeff, are you planning on getting laid tonight?
Jeff: No matt. Just like that Hanson song says... It's my Penis & Me (P&M) tonight.
by Applejackmeoff March 11, 2019
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L-I-M-P

A person who has nothing going for them, who feeds off other people. Can't support their kids or even themselves, who is a lying, cheating and conniving individual.
Girl, did you finally get rid of that L-I-M-P?

Who, Matt?
by Knight009 July 12, 2017
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M E E P

That word just means that you should run, like now, like, RUN
Emo girl: M E E P :x ^ยจ
Me: *Running very fucking fast*
by yaknowjustmegod September 1, 2020
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S-I-M-P

S-I-M-P, also spelled like SIMP, Simp or S.I.M.P Stands for Squirrels In My Pants. A very useful word, which made its debut in a song
There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
by The one with a lot of adobe September 26, 2020
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M. j. P. Y. R. G. D. M., M. D. Laf

The full name of lafayette

That French general dude from Hamilton
Person 1: yo, whoโ€™s that French dude from Hamilton with the really long name?

Person 2: oh! You mean Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette? I love that guy!
Aka M. j. P. Y. R. G. D. M., M. D. Laf
by ThatHistoryGirl November 27, 2023
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