david lopez

A famous Mexican YouTuber/Viner who is always making typical Mexican jokes. He is named David but calls himself Juan cuz the lolz. One of his most famous Youtube videos is of him dressing up as batman and his friend, Jesus, dressing up as Robin.

Jose: Hey ! Have you see David Lopez? They are dressing up as BatJuan and Ruben again! Do you want to come see them with me?

Pablo: No! But... Do you want to know how I got these scars?

by Foreveralone420 July 11, 2016

Prairie Dog Lopez

That Mexican friend that never lets you know for sure if he is coming but always seems to pop in

I wasn’t sure if Vince would be there but he prairie dog lopezed us and popped in

by Rdcapp March 18, 2021

I love you more than a dog loves people food

From a woman.... I love you more than anything...
From a Man...... I love you sooo much that I thought of this wonderful thing to say to you...

Hey Baby I love you so much!
How Much?
I love you more than a dog loves people food!

by Youronetruelove May 10, 2007

dirty lopez

The sister of the dirty sanchez. During sex, when the male licks or kisses the butt of the female, then comes up to kiss her on the mouth. Usually not appreciated.

If I could give just one dirty lopez, it would be to jennifer lopez. Man, would that piss her off!

by blavatsky January 31, 2005

Devon Lopez

A Devon lopez is a guy that is wanderful, amazing, really cute, stunning and is hilarious..! He super cute and charming, he's trust worthy and honest. Any girl lucky enough to have him will never want to let him go <3 he's goofy and makes plenty of funny jokes, he's like no other. He's not scared of what people will say he lives for himself and the ones he loves. He makes you smile all the time 24/7. Your always going to want to talk to him.. He makes you shy but you know that with him there's no reason to be.. When he kisses you, you won't ever want it to end.. When he says he loves you he means it..
He's a Devon Lopez..

Devon Lopez: your beautiful and I love you
Girl: I love you to but how do I really know you love me back?
Devon Lopez: because I can look up at the stars and match every one with a reason why I love you and that I love being yours

by In love with Devon Lopez January 17, 2012

Dirty Lopez

When one inserts two fingers in the pink and a fist in the stink.

Brian totally just gave that slute the Dirty Lopez...and she liked it!

by the dirty lopez July 15, 2009

diego lopez

A hot B who gets all the hoes and will succes in life and is Nibba who fucks ur b

WOW DIEGO LOPEZ IS A HOT NIBBA WIT DAT COCK

by Hey bro im oof October 16, 2017