The Lifeguard

When you nut on your partner's nose and leave there while you walk the beach

He just gave her The Lifeguard behind that beach umbrella

by C KWC July 17, 2021

Philadelphia Lifeguard

(n) someone who probably isn't qualified to do the job and only got it because no one else would do it.

Person 1. "This schmuck doesn't know what he's doing."
Person 2. "He must be a Philadelphia Lifeguard"

by tacobodyparts February 9, 2023