A connoisseur of Mario Kart and Maze runner lore. He visually resembles that of beaker from the muppets with his down turned smile and impeccable jaw line. He gets all the women, and men but wants no one because he's devoted to the lord and Mario. Every Sunday he gets on his knees for the lord in a few different kinda ways ;) he commonly says phrases in the mushroom kingdom dialect consisting of "WAH" and "HOO" and can be frequently found making tier lists of his favourite types of bad dragon products. He can usually be found with an Angus by his side, whether he wants him there or not.
Girl 1: "oh my god is that Lachlan? he's so hot! is he single?"
Girl 2: "yeah, but he wants a good christian girl"
Girl 1: "oh ok.." *VISIBLY SAD*
Lachlan: : "WAH HOO."
Girl 1 and Girl 2: *blushes wildly and faints*
Girl 2: "yeah, but he wants a good christian girl"
Girl 1: "oh ok.." *VISIBLY SAD*
Lachlan: : "WAH HOO."
Girl 1 and Girl 2: *blushes wildly and faints*
by ShartBuster November 14, 2022
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