five knuckle shuffle

Masturbating.

"Mike you coming out with us". "Nah I'm to busy having a five knuckle shuffle to porn"

by Bigboidave June 13, 2015

Two Knuckle Shuffle

The Two Knuckle Shuffle is where a man shoves his 2 knuckles all the way up another man's asshole and starts taking his 2 Knuckles and the other man slowley starts clapping.

Whoa that guy is giving him the Two Knuckle Shuffle!

by Nigton3000 December 5, 2018

Five Knuckle Shuffle

The guys above me are perverted dumbfuck sickos; Don't listen to them.

Five Knuckle Shuffle is one of WWE Smackdown! Superstar John Cena's signature moves. He does his "You Can't See Me" then runs to the ropes, bounces against them, brushes his soldier then jumps down and punches you right in the face.

Tazz: Ohhh there goes Cena with his "you can't see me!", Cole!

Cole: FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! And the pin...!

by Cena pwnz August 2, 2004

five knuckle shuffle

Means to masterbate

I five knuckle shuffle myself

by cadug May 16, 2016

10 Knuckle Shuffle

1. Giving a guy with a big dick a hand job; requires two hands, 10 fingers and 10 knuckles

2. Guys with big dicks beating off; requires two hands, 10 fingers and 10 knuckles

John Holmes required the 10 Knuckle Shuffle from bitches!

by MOCO & P-Phat March 26, 2012

5 Knuckle Shuffle

The person above me is a perverted dumbfuck sickos; Don't listen to him/her.

5 Knuckle Shuffle is one of WWE Smackdown! Superstar John Cena's signature moves. He does his "You Can't See Me" then runs to the ropes, bounces against them, brushes his soldier then jumps down and punches you right in the face.

Tazz: Ohhh there goes Cena with his "you can't see me!", Cole!

Cole: 5 KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! And the pin...!

by Cena pwnz August 2, 2004

5 knuckle shuffle

When a man places his cock in a woman and he begins to wank until he busts a nut

He 5 knuckle shuffled in her

by The cerified G January 13, 2017