Whatever dude... you kissed a guy.

A response to close any discussion against a male when you have no argument left (regardless of whether or not the guy-kissing incident actually happened). A bulletproof final statement that leaves its victim either speechless or spastically trying to deny such a thing ever occurred.

Originates from an ancient 'Friends' episode wherein Ross and Chandler battle over who has the worst secret. Will not work on chicks or gay guys.

Whatever dude... you kissed a guy.

by 'bridge November 23, 2010

bite-kissed

To kiss someone hard when first making up after a doozy of a fight. Includes biting of the lips just hard enough to establish that you mean business. You bite kiss your lover to show that you want the fight to end but you're still a little mad

Bite kissing heralds imminent make up sex

After fighting for a week, we went out for a drink to talk and make up and he bite-kissed me hard

by MMwah May 25, 2017

i kissed a girl

.... and i liked it.

i kissed a girl and i liked it. the taste of her cherry chap stick.

by Somerville 4 life December 10, 2019

Frump Kissed

A homosexual sex position. Where two men have sex with another man at the same time.

Max: "Man I got so drunk last night, I got frump kissed by Jose and Eduardo".
Steven: "Wow, well I hope you stretched, ha"
Max: "Honestly, never had a better night in my life.

by apples1230555 August 16, 2018

Chocolate kissed

chocolate kissed - when a white person says something creepy about your skin colour (mostly to black women from white men)

he said to me last night “are you saying that cuz your magic is evil or because of your beautiful black skin”

girl he chocolate kissed you

by chocolate kiss February 17, 2022

I Kissed A Girl

Everytime I hear this song, I lose braincells. MANY PRECIOUS BRAINCELLS.

*I Kissed A Girl starts playing on TV*
Kid: AHHHHHHHHH OH GOD CHANGE!
*Changes station*
Kid: ... wtf was I doing?

by lolzerssss October 16, 2008

rape kissed

the hand at the back of the neck, the awkward death grip on your shirt... backed into a corner. Going in for the kill with no signal that its wanted you're just reading the signs wrong or dont care. yep, that's a rape kiss.

Allie pushed him into the corner and rape kissed him, not caring or wanting to know his intentions.

by The original rape kisser October 25, 2008