chris kael

A badass motherfucker and leader of The Kael Army. Currently playing bass for Five Finger Death Punch.
Metal Bass Guitar Five Finger Death Punch Heavy Metal Beard The Beard Beards Spector Chris Kael
by Kommander Kael December 27, 2013
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Kael Mode

Kael mode is when a individuals brain cells deteriate after every word that has been said.

Kael mode is more effective when the persons name is Kael shearing
"Yo why are you acting so fucking dumb"

Kael - "Sorry man im just on that kael mode"
by Kael Mode April 15, 2022
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Kael

The male name Kael is given to a character with such arrogance it is commonly dismissed by those with intelligence. Any girl to come across a boy named Kael should stay clear for he is surely psychologically abusive. His selfish personality ties into his ego pretty well making almost any normal person to agree he is annoying.
Oh god, didn’t you date Kael?!”

Ugh, yes.”

“How annoying must that have been. He’s so arrogant.”
by LegitCardia February 01, 2018
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dirty kael

A dirty kael is where while you have intercourse with your girlfriend/wife you turn her over and stick you male appendage in her belly button. And have intercourse with it.
"Yo man, last night me and my girlfriend tried a dirty kael. It didnt end well"
by A dirty kael April 07, 2020
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Kinky Kael

The manager of sex, always knows the dick length of somebody, can smell a whore from miles away, and loves a good and hearty pounding
Oh no he’s not weird, he’s just a Kinky Kael
by Boy man in the toilet October 16, 2022
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Kael Ahmed

Kael Ahmed is the type of guy to pull all the bitches but always have chronic ADHD. He is good at math and science but sucks at writing. He goes to school with a smile on his face and looks for the good things in life like the 10 projects he has. Bro is just a W person except that he hates stupid people even though he's retarted himself.
Kael Ahmed is sooo hot holy -says Julissa
by peniuysuusus October 04, 2023
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Kael monkey

A young child that is extremely quiet but inwardly brilliant. Usually has blue eyes and blond hair.
Wow! That baby is just so adorable!...Yeah! And he even programmed my TiVo! He's the best Kael Monkey on the block!
by Casky April 04, 2010
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