jumongo

Code word for expressing the fact that you can't talk about something now because a person that it might offend is within earshot and you can talk about it later.

Yeah, Mike, do you have any....Whoa, jumongo.(Mike knows that you are not asking him because your mom just walked in)

by VAKI5 May 8, 2005

Jumar

Jumar an amazing kind hearted human being whos amazing in all shapes and forms,Is not a man slut and has the best smile and bubble butt ever.

Wow look at that guys bubblebutt he must be a Jumar.

by ThatonepersonGillian August 19, 2013

JUMO

An alternate or mistranscription of the word, jamoke.

In Michael Wolff's book, "Fire & Fury," the author misquotes Steve Bannon as saying "Jumo" when he was trying to say "Jamoke," a dismissive early 20th century insult.

by Brooklyn Reader January 12, 2018

junoritis

Rather like 'Senoritis', this disease affects only the Juniors in Highschool, hence the name. Those who are taking especially advanced classes or are graduating early tend towards this. Symptoms may include general apathy for school work, restlessness, and tension, as well as seeing 'the bigger picture'.
The Cure: none as of yet. Maybe self-motivation is the only cure. Research in progress.

My national-merit scholarship winning friend is having a hard time keeping his grades up. He's just sitting and watching TV all day! I think he has Junoritis.

by maskdmunky February 9, 2008

Louisana Jumprope

When you're doing someone from behind, and you pull out their large intestine. Different from the pink slip because, when the intestine is out, you swing your hips in a gyrating motion, as if it were a jumprope.

"Holy shit! I was doing her from behind, and when I pulled out, everything came with it! We even played Louisana Jumprope!"

by DoktorSulfonic March 15, 2013

jumario

Definition 1: JumariOs... a type of breakfast cereal that often includes bits of sawdust, freeze dried strawberries, and must be eaten to the tune of "IDFWU".

Definition 2: An amazingly awesome boyfriend and one day father who has many talents. This person is often the smartest person you'll meet, but maintains a friendly outlook on life. Is deeply loving and loved by many.

"WOW! I want some JumariOs for breakfast! He's so chocolately and delicious"

by nicky-nichole December 3, 2014

Jumir

He eats booty like groceries, however he is the classiest man you will ever come across. Although his breath is often stanky, he manages to clean up on special occasions. He WILL treat a woman right someday

Wow that guy stiiinks but his name is Jumir so I want to be him

by LooseCurls July 12, 2018