Jumanji

when somthing thats good happens as if fate wrote it or it was preordained to happen for the greater good of any givin situation.

Your watching a crappy movie and the hot girl loses her shit.....JUMANJI!
The ball goes in at the buzzer....JUMANJI!
You use a crappy pick up line fully expecting to be slapped and instead end up going home with her....JUMANJI!
You wake up the next morning and she turns out to be a cyote ugly and your roommates catch you and rag on you for weeks.....JUMANJI!
The dick from the bar is the one in the back of the cop car as your leaving at last call.... JUMANJI!

by Chris Walcutt May 3, 2006

Jumanji

This word is an accidental bastardization of too much, often exclaimed when playing pool after one has overdone the speed or spin of a shot.

I can win the game with this shot...JUMANJI! I should have used less spin

by VAKI5 May 8, 2005

Jumanjihead

One who acts if they have a bone through their nose.

Marc was acting like a jumanjihead in the crowd.

by Chris Kwiatek September 7, 2006

Jumanji

A place were girls can become boys.

“Welcome to jumanji”

by xX_Boss_Xx February 2, 2018

Jumanjified

you have been chased for a Company purchase with an E-procurement tool, and you are been physically framed by your VP , the Financial Analyst and the whole approval meat chopping chain.

Bob "please buy that expensive equipment , we still have budget " Me "yes but please explain the whole process , with details ,I don't want to be Jumanjified"

by klanz_ June 4, 2018

Jumanji

A movie about some kids who get sucked into a videogame and have to complete the game in order to escape.

Person 1: What movie did you go and see last week?
Person 2: Oh, it was called Jumanji

by AsunaTododeku January 28, 2020

Jumanji jambalaya

Where you and your significant other goes into a haunted house together and right before the end is near you pants them pull out your 'sausage' shove it in her behind while taking hot sauce and dumping it in her mouth and on her face and if she doesn't scream jumanji before the end you have to redo the haunted house over

Allison wanted to go to a haunted house and Jonathan said he will take her to a jumanji jambalaya instead

by Peelerway2021 May 11, 2021