Jonty

Short man usually desired by gay men such as Alex. He usually has a small penis and thinks he is funny but actually no one likes him.

"Jonty, you aren't funny."

"At least I dont have a small penis

"But you do you retard, and no one likes you except gay men with insta max cameras"

by SexyCucumber1934 June 3, 2020

Jonty

jonty is a karen that wears black airforces pass it on 🤓🤓

damn they are so annoying, just like a jonty.

by thanosisalwaysright October 15, 2021

Jonty fuckson

A Ryan and a Daniel have a girl on the spit, a Fred slapping her on the back (with his baseball bat), a Jonty in the corner masturbating and a Danny leading through the window filming (also masturbating)

Me and the boys successfully completed the “Jonty fuckson” last night, all the boys got around it!!

by Ya Allah May 7, 2018

JONTY POM

The apple king, the god of apples.

"apple king" has k-holed.

stop with the k jonty pom

by Male man 0001 May 20, 2019

Jonty Bonty

Proper Twat

That fella is a right Jonty Bonty

by Chrissy Big Penis March 3, 2024

JONTY

Praise - When an individual gives someone that is doing great or levelling up, praise with an acronym.

"Swear down you're getting married?! Nah you're JONTY"

"I'm what?"

"You're JONTY! Just On Next Tings Yeah!!"

"Man's JONTY"

by Just On Next Tings Init January 18, 2021

Jonty

Used to describe someone politically underdeveloped, ignorant and uneducated.
Especially someone that makes false claims.

person 1: “you’re such a jonty bro stfu”
person 2: “you just don’t like my opinions”

by nupid_stiggers September 19, 2025