jono long

To experience convulsions when confronted with the possibility of interaction with the opposite sex.

In possession of a grossly underused choad.
She was so hot man, i almost went all jono long
by jim May 14, 2004
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Jono Long

To get sweaty palmed at the first hint of a conversation with a member of the opposite sex. Usually in possesion of a choad.
Oh man, hes gone all Jono Long on us!
by Ally B May 11, 2004
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jono and dav

the two hottest most spectacular, extravogent, funny, outrageous, fabulous, super dooper, guys in this universe known to all forms of life.
i can keep on going on and on about them there is so much to say, however due to little space and time, i am unable to even incorperate a minute fraction of anything about them, there is just too much. i can say one thing though. wowsles.
wow, look at that group of rely hot amazing guys, who nearly make up a minute fraction of what david and jono make up. pfft, we are such loosers compared to them n so are they.
by jono and dav January 06, 2005
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jono lazar

really cranky bastard. Very angry, an has the world against him.
Has extreme roid rage.
calm down man, you are acting like jono lazar
by The GDaddy September 05, 2004
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jono crazy legs

GINGER.. intense hardcore dancing on the morning news.
jono crazy legs threw down hard today.
by zack flowers April 25, 2007
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JONO JUICE

the most powerful substance on earth
a cup of coffee is 0.5% of i sip of jono juice
the average human being would die after digesting even 2% of jono juice
the only person who can survive it is the big man himself: JONO
person 1: mate we need to win this game, go drink your jono juice
person 2: YES!
by Flipidipdip June 16, 2022
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Jono

When someone has too much love to give so they spread it around to ensure more people are happy
by Michalio October 04, 2019
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