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Jersey Girl

A female born and raised in the state of New Jersey who can be described as a a slut who doesnt show it. normally beautiful but not in search of relationships. just lookin for a good time. 90% of the time they hurt poor young men who dont have experience with girls of this nature. They can be very fun at time but also very dificult at times, but if you are able to deal with them at their worst then you will love them at their best.
"holy shit bro thats definately a jersey girl right there!"
"man i need to find myself a jersey girl"
by KrispyNJ November 10, 2009
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Jersey Girl

a sexual act involving putting lipstick around the anus and then performing analingus
"I knew he loved me when he gave me a Jersey Girl."
by Joe Joe Blowe January 11, 2008
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Jersey Girl

A young woman born and raised in Northern New Jersey, most notably Bergen County the unofficial 6th borough of New York City. She's a beer drinking, gum snapping, cigarette smoking tough cookie, who can tell anyone off in a heart beat. She has big hair, wears tight jeans, and lots of make-up. She is a big Springstein fan, and loves to spend her summer weekends "down the shore".
She has a slight New York accent. She must be a Jersey Girl.

They don't make them any tougher than a Jersey Girl.
by Falls Bagger January 8, 2009
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Jersey Girls

What Jersey guys have to settle for until they actually gain the ambition to leave the state
"Wow that girl is pretty and not a bitch, are they all like that. They're not like Jersey Girls at all," a typical Jersey guy after he talks to one girl not from jersey.
by jersey insider December 2, 2011
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Jersey Girl

A girl from anywhere in the state of New Jersey, or the close surrounding areas. Quite often mistakenly equated to trash (of the white or Italian variety), but unlike Jersey Girls, trash get's picked up. A synonym for Guidette.
Vitto: What the heck is wrong with her?
Tony: She's a Jersey Girl.
Vitto: Oh, then we'd best steer clear.
by wazzletoff February 23, 2011
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Jersey Girl

A girl that hails from or dresses like they are from New Jersey.
These girls usually have very orange "tans", long greasy and teased hair, long and pointy nails, very bronzed faces, overly arched eyebrows, dark, sparkly, or neon makeup, very skimpy and tight dresses, high boots or heels, lots of bling-y or flashy accessories, very large and jeweled purses, super low and tight shirts, thongs sticking out of their pants, fake boobs,and tons of glitter. These girls are usually very thin or very fat, never in- between. They are usually Italian or have a very large family and enjoy being very close to their families. Jersey Girls typically have high- end cars, very out- there personalities, jobs as hair stylists, makeup artists, or other prissy careers, and very fake- sounding or made-up names or nicknames. Jersey Girls often typically go clubbing, drink a lot and smoke regularly, stay out until the wee morning hours, are uneducated or act as if they are uneducated, hook up with strange and various men, are very bitchy and confrontational, get into and start many vicious catfights, make up odd phrases and abbreviations, take a very long time to get ready, believe they are 'hot' even if they aren't, get very drunk and often forget what happened the night before, and, generally, get along better with men.
Sassy:" Ugh, I have to go get my nails done today. The manicure I got yesterday is so nasty. I'm soo over cheetah print."

Carmella: " I'll come with. My hair needs a touchup, again. And we have to go tanning! My skin is fading from 'Cheeto Blast' to "Burnt Basketball'! I feel like a frickin' scumbag!

Sassy: "I know. I'm running out of bronzer. And someone used all my friggin' hairspray! I need some SBM, stat!"

Carmella: " Yeah! SBM- Shop, Bronze, Manicure! Oh, and did you see that girl SandMan hooked up with last night? What a whore! Like, for real. So disgusting."

Sassy: "You so got that right! I need a drink! What is it, 10 AM? Guess we're startin' late today! Where's the bar?!"

Carmella: 'Oh, don't worry, Sass! I got some beers in my bag."

Sassy: "I fricking love you, C- Cool! Let's get to the salon! We only have 14 hours to get ready before we go out! Noooo!"

Carmella: "You are such a Jersey Girl, Sassy!"
by LuLuBee August 15, 2010
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jersey girls

A sad female individual, who only look for fellas who have played hurling or football for the county. Usually travel in packs of three to five people are generaly dirty bitches that have no self-respect. The better looking the jersey girl the better hurler or footballer the boyfriend is.
Their some jersey girls, sure they've rode the entire forward line between them.
by csone January 11, 2007
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