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Jens

A person that is a homophobe he loves getting stoned and drinking alcohol, usually chill dude really nice but a bit racist.
Hey I met someone called Jens.
Ask if you can get some weed
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Jens

Jens = Surname for boys.
Most Jens's are very smart, athletic, funny and good looking. Some of them can be a walking library. They can be shy but if they like you, they will start to approach you with their kindness. In relationships and friendships, Jens's are really loyal and caring. They will always try to cheer you up if you have a rough time! Most Jens's have a successful life, especially if they do what they love. It can be politics, sports or science - it can be anything they're good at. And they can be really artistic or they can play instruments really well.

Known people who are called Jens:
- Jens Armsted
- Jens Bergensten
- Jens Eriksen
- Jens Gad
- Jens Otto Krag
- Jens Lehmann
- Jens Sparschuh
- Jens Stoltenberg
Jens is a cool guy.
by Jens Surname February 20, 2014
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Jen

The kind of person who can make you laugh so hard you cry. She is perfect in every way and is unstoppable. She is the best friend anyone could ask for and always knows what is right. (She is usually smiling, or laughing, or...bouncing)
God she's perfect, she's so Jen.
by Jen lover December 2, 2010
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Jen

Most likely the best name to have, ... ever.
If you haven't been blessed with this name,
its ok. You'll get over it :D

(and if this isn't your name or your friend/significant other's name then why would you waste your time and effort looking it up?)
Are you serious? Your name's Jen?! Fuck, you are one lucky little bitch! =D

or

I wish my name was Jen...
by Xx.your_favorite_bitch.xX February 16, 2008
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Jens

Jens is the ultimate creature. He is the closest being to God, having a multitude of powers, like an internal chick-magnet. He is also extremely knowledgeable, handsome and cool, though a bit chubby. He can be found in that creepy corner, at your nearest library.
Person 1: "Yo, it's that cool guy!"
Person 2: "You mean Jens?"
Person 1: "Yeah, him. Over there, in that creepy corner."
by xMxILFSLAYR January 31, 2015
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Jen

A loyal good friend. Straight edge down to the tee. Lost and can't seem to be found except by the most noble and pragmatic. Wishing I was where she was and more. Beautiful, good sense of humour, and down to earth. Jens mean the most to people who can not live with out them. Don't treat a Jen wrong or she will be gone forever. Love them forever and hopefully they are yours.
Jen is like a female Waldo to me.
by HumbledAndGrateful June 26, 2022
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Jen is a type of person who will bend over backwards for her friends. She is the true ride or die. She is sure of herself despite people's attempts to bring her down. She is a true friend. If you ever get a Jen in your life, try not to lead her on. Be your true self and she will appear evidently.
Jen is a girl I know that I want to spend the rest of life with. If only she knew. Maybe maybe, maybe not. Is it reciprocated, only time will tell.
by HumbledAndGrateful June 28, 2022
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