Jacksonville

The 5th 'greatest' city in the world. Here are the many reasons you need to pack your suitcase and move to the (904)

1) Beaches everywhere

2) A horrible foot ball team that makes you feel good enough about yourself that you could play in the NFL.

3) The only natural disasters that we have are intense heat waves

4)Skips all the shitty seasons
5)Consumers are able to get everything shipped due to the geographical location and the vast number of ports and airports. Get a job at Fedex you bum

6)With the numerous military bases we employ 30,000 Active duty soldiers

7)Ray Charles, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Limp Bizkit, The Allman Brothers Band. And countless heavy medal bands all made their start in Jax.

Honestly, this city is a cheaper version of a California city with all the perks at half the cost.

"Where could I move? San Fran?"
"Dude.... no Jacksonville is so much better in every single way."

by SmartestAss January 10, 2016

Jacksonville

My neighborhood and everyone in it. (see references jackson and jackhorse)

I live right in the middle of Jacksonville

by Andy Mack April 16, 2005

jacksonville

A national treasure, wink wink, 150m$ wink wink wink, we "sure" love it.

yo jacksonville gonna get me loads of dough and children.

by gh21205 January 15, 2023

Jacksonville

The only city that managed to replace a monorail with an even worse form of transit

"Oh, you're from Jacksonville? I hope you have a car because there's no way those pods are going to work"

by Trainzrule March 13, 2022

jacksonville plea bargain

When you sleep with the judge of your trial to get out of serving your sentence

Jason got a Jacksonville Plea Bargain after stealing the Weenie Truck.

by Orbits_Of_The_Elliptical_Kind January 9, 2020

jacksonville breakfast

to give a blow job first thing in the morning

Clover had a Jacksonville Breakfast when she surprised Matt with a blow job first thing in the morning.

by clever clover November 23, 2009

Jacksonville Beaver Pelt

shaving a very hairy woman's vag and then using the pubes to weave a hat or any other article of clothing for style or warmth

Dude, I made a sweet Jacksonville Beaver Pelt sock out of this hooker's pubes yesterday. It's stylish and warm.

by Big Hot Carl December 9, 2008