inverseantiintroactivism

the process of, or act thereof, assembling re-assembled parts of technological equipment for the purposes of unobtrusive theft

after our misfortune with our last IT staff, our new IT staff too seemed to be involved in introactivism; it appeared that while reassembling our broken equipment, they were engaged in inverseantiintroactivism. When we found out, we made sure we got a cut of the profits.

by Liquid K9 December 7, 2004

The Inverse Abe Lincoln

Occurs when someone's pubic hair is intentionally trimmed, usually while this person sleeps, and applied to their face using semen as a bonding agent.

Joe: "Hey robby, Did you hear about anthony?"

Robby: "No, what happened"

Joe: "Oh, Adam gave him the inverse abe lincoln while he was passed out."

Robby: "Eww, Gross!"

by Pirate Suite October 9, 2006

inverse 5-second rule

When you pick up something interesting on the ground and you hold it for less than 5 seconds, it is ok to put it back on the ground.

jim: dude didn't you pick that off the ground?
tom: ya.
jim: then why are you putting it back on the ground? you should just put it in the trash.
tom: nah dude. inverse 5-second rule.

by dtix July 30, 2010

Inverse IO

Using a reverse grip to release the interest-only component of your nutsack. The opposite of the Floating IO, which is a flying forward grip.

DB1: Hey RF, I noticed your triceps have developed some nice tone.

DB2: Yeah, it's thanks to all my Inverse IO action.

by The GKYer December 27, 2010

Inverse Psychology

It is a form of reverse psychology, except the persons mind can't figure out what it means but you soul can.

if a lie is a lie then the lie must be the truth but the truth must be a lie and the lie must be the truth, etc. this is a form of Inverse Psychology

by JasonCubed132 June 4, 2015

The Inverse Bullshit Law

The law states that as quantitative, legitimate material in an essay goes up, the language must equally and oppositely come down.

19:43 hailvictors17: so if i'm writing a 15 page paper about the merits of peanut butter and jelly
19:44 hailvictors17: i'm writing like billy fuckin faulkner
19:44 hailvictors17: but if i'm writing about
19:44 hailvictors17: that
19:44 hailvictors17: the inverse bullshit law says that
19:44 hailvictors17: I will sound like a complete and total idiot, and my teacher will still give me an F, no matter how good my writing because of the level of complete bullshit

by Keemofam August 2, 2008

Inverse Hitler

When you grow an entire beard and moustache but shave a small rectangle out from your upper lip.

Dante: "dude did you see Jeremy did the inverse Hitler?"

Sally: "hells yeah man it's some awesome facial hair!"

by Kosh Jeller November 2, 2017