simon houston

To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

i did a simon houston on my way home from work the other night

simon houston by Derek Holland and Andy George January 24, 2005

shelby and houston

A couple that is going to get married and be happy together forever.

Golden retriever couple
Best couple ever.

Oh look at them! That must be shelby and houston.

shelby and houston by 2000000000000002 October 5, 2023

Slay the house down boots Houston I’m deceased 

A term used when expressing positive emotions when something is found found agreeable, boujee and sometimes comical.

“Look at my new burkin handbag” Ooh Slay the house down boots Houston I’m deceased!

“I dropped my fake friend” Slay the house down boots Houston I’m deceased!

Slay the house down boots Houston I’m deceased by Giddy D October 27, 2023

skate scene houston 

houston skate scene. with some sick ass kids shredding the parks and streets. fuck you we get gnar on skateboards.

skate scene houston bitches, WHAT!?

skate scene houston by htownbrah March 8, 2007

Spicy Houston 

A shot of vodka, hot sauce, and cum.

“Bro, my girl mad freaky!”
“What she do?”
“She made me drink a Spicy Houston! I almost died lmao.”

Spicy Houston by yr mom lol June 20, 2019

Standby Houston 

The often forgotten about heir of Whitney Houston, famously brought Decaf back into fashion for a brief moment.

Standby Houston proudly bringing you decaf.

Standby Houston by G81 May 5, 2021

Sam houston 

A bunch of privileged white guys who suck dick and think they good at football. They actually fuckin suck and play shit teams and are the sons have Carencro and Acadiana. They live off daddies money.

“damn i hate Sam Houston… we are so privileged with daddies money and suck at sports”

Sam houston by Ladiesman7689 October 16, 2023