headinassitis

Unaware of how dumb one is at a particular time. Can be temporary or chronic.

Mall owner: “I can’t believe it! Those old ladies just drove into bushes then just drove off without a care!”
Police: “Must have a bad case of headinassitis.”

by RL050 December 28, 2018

Herding Cats Phase

The inevitable chaos that one experiences as a projects moves towards the end. The finish line is in sight, there's more loose ends than a 20 year old sweater, everyone is semi-confused and lunging from task to task, and it's an all out assault on the concept of patience.

We've definitely entered the herding cats phase of this project. No idea how we're going to get to completion, hopefully we receive a miracle before someone loses their shit.

by Startup Street May 8, 2023

cum herding

When a group of gay or bi guys wack off on a table one gets the privilege & honor of scooping and "herding" it with either a drywall trowel or a spatula into a neatly organised gooey arrangement of pearly white man mess and even frozen as ice cubes A.K.A. "cum cubes" or divided event amongst the guests. Ko

The boys at the gay bar had a "cock fight" atop of a pool table at an L.A. bar then went to a sex club and participated in a cum herding party!

by Messy Fun April 20, 2018

herding cattle

A sexual euphemism by a cowboy toward any damsel

"Howdy there ma'am, would you happen to be in the mood to mosey on down to the inn and go herding cattle"

by CattleHerder123 April 3, 2017

Herding Mentality

Pertaining to the mindset many people have, the need to be near other people (even strangers), often at the disappointment of the strangers/foreign group.

OR

How large numbers of people act in the same ways at the same times.

Parking your car in a space directly next to another, when the entire lot is empty. Also may be used effectively to describe a group's behavior when choosing a spot on an empty beach. If they lay their blanket within a few feet of you, they have demonstrated the herding mentality.

"Did you see where they just put their blanket?! It's practically on top of ours and the ENTIRE beach is empty."

"They totally have the herding mentality."

by grrrrretaa! August 10, 2009

Herinal

A urinal for woman. Basically a urinal with a massive underbite.

Guy: that was a quick bathroom break.
Girl: oh yea, I use the herinal this time.

by N0_ober4u2 October 10, 2018

heroination

A heroin induced state of hibernation.

Terry thinks we went from winter to summer overnight. He must have just woke up from his heroination.

by ML8801 August 20, 2008