heathen units

How some people from the USA (United States of Assholery) call the far superior measuring units of the metric system, because they are that insecure.

Nice European fellow - For this recipe, you will need two hundred grams of flour.
Mean Inbred American Redneck - Grams? Get em drug dealer heathen units outta here, boy. Here in 'Murica we use freedom units. So start talking ounces, boy.

by EuropeanMike September 21, 2017

Heathers’

A peanut butter and chocolate cookie with either strawberry or banana chips crumbs

Damn these heathers’ taste great.

by Joeslacker08 May 16, 2018

Heathers

Heather means your taken or dating someone

I’m only friends with heathers

by Sticky_simps November 16, 2020

Heathenistic

Heathenistic

People who act uncivilized.

My neighborhood is full of Heathenistics who run around outside at night randomly shooting off their guns.

by NonnaK December 6, 2020

heathen tube

A Heathen Tube is another name for an airplane.

targent: "What is it about being in an airplane that makes everyone buckwild for ginger ale? Literally everyone be ordering it.
transhumanisticpranspermia: "Ginger grow in the ground, so it keeps you connected to God's earth while you're thousands of feet up in the heathen tube.

by Ladis Washerum November 11, 2022

stinky heathen

People who are exceptionally smelly and classless. Generally from Appalachia.

Tiffany? She’s a stinky heathen

by Winkerpack June 23, 2021

You Heathen

A person who says “bless you” before you get the chance to sneeze; in turn scaring your sneeze away.

Especially effective if it was a red head

“Zoey I have to sneeze”

“Bless you”

“You Heathen, stop refusing to let me sneeze. It’s a simple joy in life to get to sneeze. It builds up for so long and you just took it away”

Like seriously why can’t you just let me sneeze for once in my life like what did I do to you???

by Innocent-sneezer May 2, 2022