headband

A word used to tell someone that they've already told you this; a reference to how Jimi Hendrix would put acid in his headband before playing. Yes, we know. Everyone knows. So stop saying it again.

Person 1--"You know, I really hate when I get a hair stuck up under my eye. One time, I got a hair stuck under my eye..."

Person 2--"Headband..."

Person 1--"Oh. Sorry."

by strifegeek March 21, 2010

blitzkrieg headband

being incredibly stoned off your ass. way beyond being blitzed you are blitzkrieged because you have been smoking a strain of marijuana known as headband.

skeet {passing the joint}- dan how you feelin' over there?
dan- i feel like i'm rocking the blitzkrieg headband right now bro.
skeet- lets go to war with these bitches!
dan- now where's my unicorn?

by raptasticRiZZo March 24, 2010

Number Zero Headband

The craziest of all fucking bitches, i.e. Lyndsey Miller. That bitch is fucked up. DON'T APPROACH! Reference from the Afro-Samurai series, as the Number One Headband was supposed to be strongest.

Mike: "Oh shit! Your ex is a Number One Headband"

Pete: "No, she's a fuckin Number Zero Headband"

by xVrael June 27, 2010

Headband

Not worn by hipsters.

Look at that headband. It's not on a hipster.

by ThaneB September 12, 2010

Mexican Headband

An act by completely fucked up people.... when one attaches themself to another beings head by wrapping their legs around their head like a headband and smothering their face with pubes and possible penis or vagina.

"Thank God that guys dick was that small or that Mexican Headband would have blinded me!"

by Anal Flakes III September 18, 2008

headband

hoe lover that flirts excessive

Dag yo, she's acting like a headband...flirting with all them dawgs.

by lilmamadawg April 25, 2006

Headbandit

An individual, usually a male that always wheres a headband while performing oral or receiving anal sex

Did u see that gay guy with the headband, he has to be a headbandit because he has cum stains on his headband.

by Heemknowzall April 22, 2010