hamaker

Having a large cock to go with a large body type and beard

Wow that husky kid has a big cock, must be a Hamaker

by California Kid 1993 November 4, 2013

The Hatmaker garage sale

When you steal from work, or others to make a profit at the flea market.

Has anybody seen my hammer this is the third one thats gone missing in a week.

Yes, I believe two of them are at The Hatmaker garage sale!

by ToneMan08 March 23, 2017

Hay-Maker

A Hay-Maker is a HUGE punch in the face.. The kind that you wind up and just let it rip.

"He wouldn't STFU so i gave him a Hay-Maker"

by your-mum June 12, 2008

Russian Hatmaker

During anal stimulation, the woman uses her tongue and teeth to remove any hair and dingle berries from the man's ass, and proceed to make a fur hat with the anal hair.

Tom - " Nice hat man"
Joe - " Thanks man, my girlfriend made it for me"
Tom - " No shit, is that hair?"
Joe - " Yea man, Sally pulled a Russian Hatmaker on me last night"

by Ron Mcfondaled October 18, 2009

Portuguese hatmaker

(Noun) used to describe some idiot who works too hard with minimal outcome for his/her efforts. working long hours, no sleep, no money. just living a dumb ass life.

Sweet Life James, you work like a Portuguese hatmaker!

by theben86 October 18, 2009

Hatmaker Effect

The Hatmaker effect is what happens when a guy falls hard for a girl that is gorgeous, funny, sweet and just all around amazperfectness. Once the Hatmaker effect has taken ahold of you i would advise to just let it happen. Side effects include deep emotions for a girl, wanting to do something special for them as much as possible, loss of appetite, constant dreams of her, and perhaps on rare occasions the sharing of a furry friend between you and a girl. The Hatmaker Effect has no cure and will stay with you until the end of time.

Christopher: Bro i cant eat and i have been having these weird dreams about a girl. Whats wrong with me?

Luke: It sounds like the Hatmaker effect to me bro.

by Just An ACC Student April 30, 2011

Haybaker

When you're fingering a woman and you have got maximum fingerage inside and they're demanding more, so you attempt to give her what she wants by extracting fingers and going in with the fist. On doing so her pussy closes on removal of fingers and so you end up punching the pussy rather than fisting her!

She asked for more and I accidentally gave her a haybaker!

by Busybee666 May 6, 2017