too stoned to have sex 

When you're so high you're too god damn lazy to have sex with someone who is laying right next to you in bed.

Man me and Caleb were so high we both just layed there and we wanted to fuck but we were too high.

too stoned to have sex by Katie May 7, 2005

national have sex day 

A day you have sex with your partner or crush.

geroge: "its national have sex day wanna have sex sophia?"
sophia: "yes"

national have sex day by panxkm October 8, 2020

did you have sex with my barn owl 

Did you have sex with my barn owl is what to ask when you find your barn owl at the neighbor's, dressed in gaudy lingerie and smelling of cheap booze and jizz.

A positive answer can wreck a barn owl's reputation.

Frontenac was obliged to ask, "Did you have sex with my barn owl?" when he found "Barney" at his neighbor's in a compromising position.

He was extremely relieved to hear the answer, "No, we just got to third base."

did you have sex with my barn owl by scodder May 14, 2010

i wanna have sex dance 

A band dance created by the wonderous sidney shuman it is done by holding one hand above your head with your pointer finger held up and twisting the hand while twisting the alternate foot toes down and before hand uttering the phrase "I WANNA HAVE SEX" it is a commonly accepted band ritual and is gaining popularity

band kid 1: hey you know what winning band compititions makes me wanna do

band kid 1 and 2: "IT MAKES ME WANNA HAVE SEX"(band kids start doing i wanna have sex dance)

i wanna have sex dance by band kid 1 November 26, 2010

To have 'Sex At' someone

As opposed to 'with', which implies some sort of mutual feeling or bond, possibly lust or even love.

'Sex At' implies a one sided sexual encounter in which one person is having a much better time than the other during intercourse. Possibly while drunk. Can also relate to 'Jackhammering'

The other use of the term 'Sex At' is in relation to having intercourse for revenge or in an attempt to upset an acquaintance or ex.

In this regard, it is entirely possible to have sex 'At' someone without any intercourse taking place between you and the person you are having sex 'At'.

To have 'Sex At' someone: For example, if person A is in love with person B, person C could have 'Sex At' person A by having Intercourse with person B in order to exact revenge or intentionally uspet person A.

To have 'Sex At' someone by Enkayess September 6, 2013

National have sex with your ex day 

National have sex with your ex is on March 23 where you get to having sex to celebrate March 23 and just have a great time by just fucking.

Oh yes it’s National have sex with your ex day, March 23 , time to text that big booty bitch ;)

National have sex with your ex day by National fuck your ex March 23, 2021

i want to have sex with jada

i want to eat tacos

i want to have sex with jada while eating tacos

i want to have sex with jada by hashbrown1331 February 16, 2018