Harper
by Thereallytruedefinitions June 10, 2020
by Dheikwbxeiwnwbdus May 20, 2018
A swagtastic man of excellence, predominately due to his high levels of ass-kickin awesomeness. Harper is Chuck Norris approved and can drink a beer, smoke a cigarette, and stare down a ravenous tiger while telepathically saying "I'll eat yo' ass fo lunch bitch".
Dude...Harper is so smooth he makes butter look like the Teton Mountain Range.
Did you see that? As soon as he walked outside, the sun went down, even the sun is afraid of Harper.
Did you see that? As soon as he walked outside, the sun went down, even the sun is afraid of Harper.
by foshiggity May 12, 2011
A Harper is someone who has more game with ladies than Santa Clause has reindeers at Christmas. A Harper is someone that is so butter, he should be served on rolls at Thanksgiving. A Harper is so mentally dominant that Darth Vader learned how to use the force from him. A Harper can make a hippo have an anorexic complex.
by foshiggity May 12, 2011
He is one of the most funniest people you will ever meet. He will be shy at first and once you get to know him you will probably become friends automatically.he is nice, caring, funny, hot, cute and absolutely amazing. He is also very athletic and very very weird. If you mess with him or his girl something bad will happen.If you meet a Harper keep him or her in your life
by Loco_$ April 16, 2020
Harper is the type of girl who will love you with all oh her heart. Those blue eyes harpers have are so amazing they will always get there way with them. Every boy in history would fall in love with her. When Harper shakes someone's hand they automatically won't wanna let go. Every time you see Harper you try not to go after her
by Daniel McGee September 12, 2017
Harper is a short sweet girl. She is overly dramatic at times. She’s always super pretty. She can have anger issues but she makes a good girlfriend and a better wife.
Boy:Hey Harper wanna go out with me?
Harper:sure you’re going take me to my fav restaurant right?
Boy:yeah!
Harper:let’s date!
Boy:ok!
Harper:sure you’re going take me to my fav restaurant right?
Boy:yeah!
Harper:let’s date!
Boy:ok!
by Prtgirl May 02, 2018