Ranger Ham was a 20 year old park ranger when he received his first handjob. Because handjobs are almost exclusively given in the early teens, it seems appropriate that in Ranger Ham's honor we define any handjob given after the age of 20 as a hamjob.
by Lil Chewy August 13, 2008
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Shanana's vagina was so loose, all I could do was work the sidewall. Our sex life has improved since she got that hamjob....Another satisfied customer
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The pinnacle of happiness. Being happy to the point that almost defies definition:The feeling that fills you once
you are reunited with your significant other after an agonizingly protracted separation from one another.
you are reunited with your significant other after an agonizingly protracted separation from one another.
After her plane landed and our eyes locked onto one another,I was no longer feeling disconnected. I was happoppy!!!
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