Double Dutch Hand-Me-Down

Two guys sit on the same toilet, facing opposite directions, while reaching around and giving the other guy a handjob. As this occurs, both guys are taking a huge crap, and aftrwards, each guy fingers the other's butthole.

"Hey, there is only one toilet, let's just share this one."

"Alright, and maybe we can do some Double Dutch Hand-Me-Down while we're at it?"

"Of course, just make sure that you wash your hands real good when we're done."

by i_is_a_real_boy March 18, 2010

my ass handed to me

It Means Geeting Beated Very Hard

Joe : I'll Beat the hell out of those assholes but if I do I'll get my ass handed to me

by Shady99 May 6, 2014

Lube My Hands and Call Me Charlie

A traditional saying in the English language that is usually intended to portray shock or pleasant surprise.

"Well, lube my hands and call me Charlie! I didn't know you were planning a party for me!"

by Michael Fucking Bridges August 25, 2021

Thuggizzle Cares Keep Your Hands Off Me Domestic Violence Awareness

A cause under the thuggizzle cares umbrella that spreads awareness about domestic violence. It's been said that hip hop artist and community philanthropist Phillip Hodge also known as thuggizzle started this cause because of the abuse that he would witness his mother take on from random men.

Thuggizzle Cares Keep Your Hands Off Me Domestic Violence Awareness is a cause that educates men and women on early signs abuse.

by hood cred April 2, 2019

Thuggizzle Cares Keep Your Hands Off Me Domestic Violence Awareness

A cause under the thuggizzle Cares umbrella founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist thuggizzle.

Thuggizzle Cares Keep Your Hands Off Me Domestic Violence Awareness is a cause that educates men and women on early signs of abuse.

by Jim Crow killer April 2, 2019

Somebody once told me hands off my macaroni

An improved version of the song 'All Star' made by the band Smash Mouth.

Guy 1: *singing* Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
Guy 2: Dude, why are you singing the bad version?
Guy 1: What is the good version then? Sing it for me.

Guy 2: Alright: Somebody once told me hands off my macaroni

by Macaroni55 August 31, 2020

Hand-me-down

When you are having sex with a partner and the one on top sips from a drink (cause gravity) and then they slowly release it into the other partners mouth

Yo bro, she gave me a hand-me-down last night! It was so rad, I didn’t have to drink by myself

by Monkeyman132 January 6, 2022